By everyonewasstaring - United Kingdom

Don't mind me

Today, I was shopping in a packed store when I started to feel faint. Since I was quite far along in the queue, I tried to hold out until I reached the front of the queue. Good news: I succeeded. Bad news: I then fainted at the counter, hit my nose, and shit myself. FML
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  blastvortex  |  3

Actually, that's not really witty. Such a wisecrack is simply calisthenics with words. It's still kinda funny though.

@OP: Wopz. You need to learn priorities. Take this as a lesson in which ones you should consider first.

  wordgirl  |  0

Any asshole who thinks it's appropriate to joke about that is deserving of all the wrath we can throw at you. And amy98345893? Yes. It's too f-ing soon. In 50 or 500 years, it will still be "too soon." Jokes about something like that are always in poor taste. Bunch of assholes...

  TRANscend08  |  0

I have friends in the military that say Get The F••k over it. yes people died and their loved ones should be crying but why are people from Texas moaning about it? I'm sorry, did we not kill enough people in the war? Let alone the fact we dropped all our artillery in Laos and to thus day people die by accidentally tripping a mine. Every country has dark moments, don't act so defensive when you never donated a cent.