By blumaster04 - 22/12/2009 22:53 - United States

Today, in an effort to repair our fake Christmas tree, my girlfriend succeeded in gluing it to the floor. I can't get it loose. FML
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MermaidSongXOXO 6

You know, fake Christmas trees have removable branches...;) Think about it: when Christmas is over, you have a 24/7 stripper pole for your girlfriend to use.

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elektrik_fml 0

I'm sure it'll come off eventually...and it's not like this is an inappropriate time to have a Christmas tree anyway!

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null_fml 11

Unless it was glued to the floor on its side or something. Which, considering it was an accident, is not too unlikely.

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seanreddog 4

I don't think he means his "Christmas tree".

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youthink_fml 0

Pretty stupid solution. She's definitely the dumb ass, and based on your comment, so are you.

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polico_wolf 0

why did he say his christmas tree if he didnt mean it?

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bill4ever 0

That would be AWESOME!! no, I'm not being immature about this

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lokiitababii69 19

omgg id love it! im keeping up my tree all year... then again... i have a charlie brown xmas tree.... literally i bought that tree... with the one ornament and all :)

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seanreddog 4

Kwanza is a mainly African American holiday. I'm betting the op is white. If they were black, they wouldve used duct tape.

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seanreddog 4

No offence. Us rednecks use duct tape too.

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flgirlwguitar 2

LMAO! Good One! Anyway, a little nail polish remover should do the trick. Yes, it'll take the finish off your hardwood if that's what it's glued to, but I'd take that over a fake xmas tree glued to the floor.

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izzy_90 0

haha! that's what i was thinking! "i can't get it loose"...

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eatinyokidz 0

she shoulda been in the kitchen where she belongs!

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Stotan1228 0

don't be so feminist!! Bitch! It was a ******* joke. Jesus Christ...

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null_fml 11

Yeah, I've got nothing against the whole "kitchen" humour fundamentally... I used to participate, for that matter... but it's gotten SO old. It's just annoying now.

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jennay8288 1

lol you're probably fat, huh, number 17?

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