By blumaster04 - 22/12/2009 22:53 - United States

Today, in an effort to repair our fake Christmas tree, my girlfriend succeeded in gluing it to the floor. I can't get it loose. FML
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MermaidSongXOXO 6

You know, fake Christmas trees have removable branches...;) Think about it: when Christmas is over, you have a 24/7 stripper pole for your girlfriend to use.

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wtfismyfml 0
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less decorations to put up next year

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elektrik_fml 0
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I'm sure it'll come off eventually...and it's not like this is an inappropriate time to have a Christmas tree anyway!

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null_fml 11
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Unless it was glued to the floor on its side or something. Which, considering it was an accident, is not too unlikely.

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seanreddog 4
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I don't think he means his "Christmas tree".

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youthink_fml 0

Pretty stupid solution. She's definitely the dumb ass, and based on your comment, so are you.

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polico_wolf 0
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why did he say his christmas tree if he didnt mean it?

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seanreddog 4
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Woohoo! Christmas all year!

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jessxoxo28 5
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haha, true :)

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bill4ever 0
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That would be AWESOME!! no, I'm not being immature about this

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lokiitababii69 19

omgg id love it! im keeping up my tree all year... then again... i have a charlie brown xmas tree.... literally i bought that tree... with the one ornament and all :)

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YDI_King 0
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i agree with numba 3

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wtfismyfml 0
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less decorations to put up next year

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Nikiebear226 0
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That stinks.

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seanreddog 4
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Kwanza is a mainly African American holiday. I'm betting the op is white. If they were black, they wouldve used duct tape.

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seanreddog 4
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No offence. Us rednecks use duct tape too.

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flgirlwguitar 2
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LMAO! Good One! Anyway, a little nail polish remover should do the trick. Yes, it'll take the finish off your hardwood if that's what it's glued to, but I'd take that over a fake xmas tree glued to the floor.

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sleephunters 8
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seanreddog FTW haha

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MacOSXpert 7
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YDI for having a stupid girlfriend.

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kaleid0scopeEyes 0

You should glue her to the floor

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BritishHobo 0
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XD to the last two comments...

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MrMeganFox 0
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lolz is she blond??

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KatieGoesRawrr 0
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Are you blonde?

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seanreddog 4
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Are you blonde?

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8trickster8 0
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Are you blonde?

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Boxingsweets 0
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Are you blonde?

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RaidenXS 0
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Are you blonde?

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sleephunters 8
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Are you blonde?

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Mylife_is_so_fd 0
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Are you blonde?

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alexandraa_fml 0
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Are you blonde?

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amy397123 0
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Are you blonde?

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lightningthunder 0
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Are you blonde?

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dinosaursmoo 0

Are you blonde?

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Kervik 0
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Are you blonde?

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polico_wolf 0
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c-c-c-combo breaker

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seanreddog 4
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Polico_wolf: you're a dirty blonde!

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Aha09 1
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That's what she said! Hehe :)

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izzy_90 0
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haha! that's what i was thinking! "i can't get it loose"...

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eatinyokidz 0

she shoulda been in the kitchen where she belongs!

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imahappeemoocow 0
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don't be so sexist! pig!

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Stotan1228 0
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don't be so feminist!! Bitch! It was a fucking joke. Jesus Christ...

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bailo 0
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but... it wasn't remotely funny.

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null_fml 11
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Yeah, I've got nothing against the whole "kitchen" humour fundamentally... I used to participate, for that matter... but it's gotten SO old. It's just annoying now.

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jennay8288 1

lol you're probably fat, huh, number 17?

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