Are you truly sorry?

Why do so many people dislike this when he's just saying he's sorry? He's just saying that's too bad.

Probably because there's a button for that #30

It's probably just because I was able to get top comment and they weren't. Oh well.

It is definitely because there is a button.

The way OP phrased it, this doesn't happen regularly

I'm not sure if it works for girls, but guys can't actually piss themselves if they have a boner: it's physically impossible.

It is possible just less likely.

Aparently 9 has never had morning wood...

Morning wood is exactly why guys don't piss themselves during the night. -_-

No it's not 25 lol.

#9, it's impossible to cum and pee at the same time. Definitely not impossible to pee with a hard on.

Yeah and walking around in public with a boner while you have a 5 year old with you is a good idea... "I swear it's just so I didn't pee my self officer"

I love how this conversation is going even though OP is a girl

Just because op is a girl doesn't mean she doesn't have a penis

Totally not impossible to pee with wood some people are into peeing during sex and yes they are hard.

Lol 25, boners can help, but half the time I wake up at about 3 am and go pee every morning, guess what I still have in the morning? Yep, wood.

Most of us don't have a boner... Just an FYI. So we probs don't function the same way you described. Lol

You shouldn't leave your 5 year old niece unattended even if it's just to go to the bathroom for a minute or two.