Today, after receiving the third call this week from teachers about my son falling asleep in class, I decided that it would be a good idea to hide his Xbox controllers. He decided it would be a good idea to hide my diabetes medication. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML
Today, I found out my son has been lying about being sick. He kept complaining so I took him to the doctor and got him some medicine. Now he’s actually sick because he took meds he didn’t even need. He did it solely so he could get an expensive get well soon gift. FML
Today, I saw a girl texting at school. I told her she might want to put her phone away before she got a detention. She turned around and I saw she was changing her insulin level on her pump. She has diabetes. FML
Today, I figured out why I have been feeling so drowsy and lethargic for the past week. My daughter had been slipping sleeping pills into my coffee as payback for taking her phone away. FML
Today, I had to go into school for the third time this week because my son is claiming he's on bath salts and biting all his classmates. My son is 16. FML
Today, I finally realized the reason my son's grades have been dropping so much. Every time I drop him off at his tutor's house, they play Call of Duty until I pick him up. FML
Today, my 13 year-old son had a seizure in the middle of his history class. We were at the hospital for three hours and several expensive tests later he informed me he faked the seizure so he could get out of a group presentation. He was so proud that he was such a good actor. FML
Today, I was called by my 9 year old son's teacher. He had handcuffed himself to his desk with handcuffs he found in my room. I was told to please bring in the key and not to leave my kinky toys out where a child could get them. I'm a cop. FML
Today, I got a call from my son’s teacher, saying that he raised his hand during a test to say he "couldn't focus, because the ‘metroids’ are harassing me.” Apparently, he forgot about the test and took a healthy dose of shrooms right before. FML
Today, I was called by my son's school to pick him up. Apparently, he snorted baking soda, crushed aspirin, and flour because he thought it was coke. Where did I go wrong raising this twerp? FML
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goodfella925 0
**** that, smash that xbox to the side of his head:/
DocBastard 40
That's bad parenting, plain and simple. Any kid raised right would never dream of pulling a stunt like this, especially when it puts his parents' health at risk. You brought this on yourself. Now it's up to you to set him straight before the nasty behaviour gets worse.
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Unknownfemale 3
give him the contolers and take the memory. that is what my mom had 2 do with my lil brother. put parent controles on it. you can set a time that it will have 2 go off
DarwinWillFixIt 11
Ouch... Well perhaps if you would have given him a nice swat on the ass instead of the equivalent of a "time out" you wouldn't be in this situation. But yeah.... that does suck.
LiznessMonster 9
Stop making him dinner, and if he's old enough, make it impossible for him to see girls (like go out with them) because Boy - food -xbox - girls = NOTHING And then when he's in the corner crying like a little girl, raid his room and take back your diabetes medicine :) I guarantee he won't pull this shit again after that.
ugliness 6
that would take time, time op does not have if she wants to avoid hospital ER
skyeyez9 25
Put his ass in foster care. Or if he is old enough, kick him out of your house.
thebestof1984 0
Ya, thats it let's put him in foster care where he can learn shit and have people like me supporting his ass on the state. It's basically a vacation away from home!!!
skyeyez9 25
Alot of kids hate foster care. It is not a vacation.
thebestof1984 0
I should know, I grew up in the foster care system for 7yrs not by choice of course. Yes, I hated it but if I wasn't in the system I would of never been to half these places I've been to. You should never throw a kid in the system for something so childless. Op needs to discipline her son or at least counseling.
Xpensive 0
better than throwing it out the wimdow like one guy on here did,lol, but you still shouldnt have done that, cut off the net when its bed time, or the power to that room
NCR 0
ydi don't hide xbox controllers
Xpensive 0
i guess you missed them fml where a guy did that to his son, from the second floor -_-
weird_little_kid 0
if my mom took my Xbox I wold do the same thing
BrandonisRomeo 18
so u don't care bout your mother, I feel sorry for you, you really need help to be scooping that low, willing to kill your own mother. I bet you wouldn't go to your own mother funeral, you would be playing your damn xbox.
Devin91 20
if i ever even dared to do that too my mom she would've murdered me.
jesus1234566 0
you deserves it taking away shut doesn't make things better it jus pisses the kid off BAD makin behavior worse have fun finding your meds :) haha