Today, after receiving the third call this week from teachers about my son falling asleep in class, I decided that it would be a good idea to hide his Xbox controllers. He decided it would be a good idea to hide my diabetes medication. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML
Today, I found out my son has been lying about being sick. He kept complaining so I took him to the doctor and got him some medicine. Now he’s actually sick because he took meds he didn’t even need. He did it solely so he could get an expensive get well soon gift. FML
Today, I saw a girl texting at school. I told her she might want to put her phone away before she got a detention. She turned around and I saw she was changing her insulin level on her pump. She has diabetes. FML
Today, I figured out why I have been feeling so drowsy and lethargic for the past week. My daughter had been slipping sleeping pills into my coffee as payback for taking her phone away. FML
Today, I had to go into school for the third time this week because my son is claiming he's on bath salts and biting all his classmates. My son is 16. FML
Today, I finally realized the reason my son's grades have been dropping so much. Every time I drop him off at his tutor's house, they play Call of Duty until I pick him up. FML
Today, my 13 year-old son had a seizure in the middle of his history class. We were at the hospital for three hours and several expensive tests later he informed me he faked the seizure so he could get out of a group presentation. He was so proud that he was such a good actor. FML
Today, I was called by my 9 year old son's teacher. He had handcuffed himself to his desk with handcuffs he found in my room. I was told to please bring in the key and not to leave my kinky toys out where a child could get them. I'm a cop. FML
Today, I got a call from my son’s teacher, saying that he raised his hand during a test to say he "couldn't focus, because the ‘metroids’ are harassing me.” Apparently, he forgot about the test and took a healthy dose of shrooms right before. FML
Today, I was called by my son's school to pick him up. Apparently, he snorted baking soda, crushed aspirin, and flour because he thought it was coke. Where did I go wrong raising this twerp? FML
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goodfella925 0
**** that, smash that xbox to the side of his head:/
DocBastard 40
That's bad parenting, plain and simple. Any kid raised right would never dream of pulling a stunt like this, especially when it puts his parents' health at risk. You brought this on yourself. Now it's up to you to set him straight before the nasty behaviour gets worse.
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Comments (441)
Byah 2
Sounds like it's time to hide his Xbox under the nearest car compactor.
weee240 0
hahaha only real men wear pink
lalo805 0
Who the *** hides an important medication from their mother.
Mad_Alien 8
my mom took away my mic and controller one time. I freaked out
NoFackYourLife 0
That's because your a princess, and spoiled rotten!
ifiFaLL 1
LOL yes!! ur sons awesome. you never take away xbox ! never!
xx000o 27
32 where did you hide the medicine?
jenaandtyler4eva 0
agree lol
hiyourcute 0
32, I honestly hope, for the sake of humanity, that you and everyone else posting comments like yours a trolling. Hard.
ifiFaLL 1
wat is a troll?
EddieBlake 0
no trolling. stating facts.
FinnaHolla 0
Take his life. you brought him in to this world and you can take him out
Mad_Alien 8
daaaaamn
Somedood117 0
Yes, that would seem appropriate.
ahem_speak_up 0
LOL that made me laugh. op, just slap him. cmon. discipline.
shakethat 10
definitely need to whoop some ass. just sayin.
teresa96706 29
yeah.. but it's the new generation, it's pretty rare to find a kid with discipline.
girlingreen 3
Fake an episode and rush to the hospital, with your son, pay the doctor to come out and tell him that you're most likely not going to make it.
lmaoatall 6
the kid would probably ask where his controllers are at.
ugliness 6
if she doesn't get it she won't have to fake it
zacbuttrum 0
yes!!!
lmaoatall 6
you may have his controllers, but he's got controle over you.