Awkward and Love: Don't care

Don't care

By grreeatttt - 31/01/2009 01:57 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML

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You deserved it 35 210

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By kaitlynn - 01/02/2010 20:56 - France

Today, at four in the morning, I was asleep with my boyfriend beside me. I started yelling at him in my sleep and broke up with him. When I woke up, he was gone. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 896

You deserved it 10 268

By me - 12/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 171

You deserved it 10 752

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 186

You deserved it 4 269

By anonymous - 12/12/2011 00:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 224

You deserved it 2 694

By hmacy - 01/10/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 636

You deserved it 548

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By that1summergirl - 19/09/2019 12:00 - Canada

Today, I called my boyfriend at 2 a.m., telling him I couldn't sleep. He replied, "Well, I can," and hung up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 843

You deserved it 2 991

By whoababy55 - 21/08/2009 17:07 - United States

Today, at around 1 am, my boyfriend drunk-dialed and broke up with me. He didn't seem to remember he had already broken up with me yesterday. Thanks for reminding me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 466

You deserved it 2 681

By Ella - 05/07/2011 11:48 - Australia

Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 270

You deserved it 7 599

By Ella - 24/07/2009 02:26 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 484

You deserved it 28 240

By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 02:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 836

You deserved it 3 299

sai_fml 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 8:27

Wow oh no...the prissy little princess didn't get to inflict as much emotional damage as she wanted to? ..Then to call back 2 minutes after breaking up with someone? That's not needy at all, you sound like a wonderful person. a) Don't break up with people you don't want to break up with you melodramatic bitch. b) Why do you hope someone you (presumably) once cared about is hurting? Don't do that. c) Don't play shitty games. Choose a couple will ya? If anyone sees "Today, my retarded ex-girlfriend broke up with me, now she's complaining that I didn't answer her call 2 minutes after that. FML." Give him all the support you can

lemonkid44 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 5:03

so what? maybe he was trying to deal with the pain. **** HIS life, not yours. women assume that men are shallow and have no emotion, but maybe he was just dealing with it in a different way.

Comments

StephLL_fml 0

Monday 11 October 2010 22:33

Why did you even bother to call him back?

zebrapattern 6

Friday 12 November 2010 6:17

maybe he called to ask for his stuff back. who said this was written by a girl?

wtfimnotgay 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 0:55

their like 12 for sure. stop living in a self centered world douchbag

some1strange 0

Sunday 10 April 2011 0:14

I sure as he'll wouldn't pick up...

redfaction 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 17:03

#7 I hope your get hit by a car.... or get super aids.... get a brain or just stfu..... **** women's double standard bs...

cassiebear7652 7

Thursday 11 August 2011 19:22

Get over yourself

purebliss7 6

Sunday 13 November 2011 5:35

why would he want to answer your calls after you broke up with him, your not his problem anymore.

BG_caligrown 0

Saturday 17 March 2012 23:20

yu sound dumb, jus stop

darthtrey 0

Sunday 1 April 2012 5:46

Why is it that everybody seems to think they are the end all be all of their significant other's life? You broke up with him and are now hurt that he didn't seem to give a shit? Why do you care, you broke up with him!