Don't care

By grreeatttt - 31/01/2009 01:57 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him about two minutes after, and he'd already fallen asleep. FML
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sai_fml 0

Wow oh no...the prissy little princess didn't get to inflict as much emotional damage as she wanted to? ..Then to call back 2 minutes after breaking up with someone? That's not needy at all, you sound like a wonderful person. a) Don't break up with people you don't want to break up with you melodramatic bitch. b) Why do you hope someone you (presumably) once cared about is hurting? Don't do that. c) Don't play shitty games. Choose a couple will ya? If anyone sees "Today, my retarded ex-girlfriend broke up with me, now she's complaining that I didn't answer her call 2 minutes after that. FML." Give him all the support you can

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lemonkid44 0

so what? maybe he was trying to deal with the pain. **** HIS life, not yours. women assume that men are shallow and have no emotion, but maybe he was just dealing with it in a different way.

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breathemein 10

or maybe he just didnt want to talk to you (:

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Qauzzix 0

This is probably the worst FML I have ever read. "I spilled pasta over my kitchen floor" is actually a better FML.

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Besker 0

She was probably calling to get her vaseline back so she can pull her head out of her ass

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remademistakes 0

LOL. I got in a fight with my boyfriend and left his house, waited for him to follow me, went back in after ten minutes, and he was fast asleep. FOL.

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EatMyCrayonz 0

he dosn't care that u finished him cause your a fatass

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Broeman 0

...How would you know if he was asleep if you called him? Maybe he just didn't pick up because you are a conceited bitch.

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Frenz 0

Were you expecting him to call and beg you to take him back? Get over yourself.

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Wiiilmaaa 1

LOL, get a life and stop bothering your ex boyfriend..

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daniisme 0

hmm probably. But why'd you ring back? and when you say 2 mins later, do u mean an hour, or actually 2 mins?

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Skypinklove 0

Haha wow. I hate when people are always breaking up with their boyfriend/girlfriend and then keep talking to them to create more drama and heartbreak. You're a self-centered bitch.

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