Weird, Awkward, Dating and First Dates: Foreshadowing

Foreshadowing

By Anonymous - 22/05/2021 17:01

Today, I was talking to the girl I have a date with on Friday, and for the second day in a row, I misheard her and thought she was saying something about moving in with me. Friday is our first date. FML

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Saturday 22 May 2021 19:14

you can always say "excuse me, can you repeat what you said". always ask for clarification when you don't understand something. also schedule a hearing test, to make sure your hearing is not "off".

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