Today, I was having some kinky sex with my girlfriend. When I said "You've been a bad girl", she looked at me wide-eyed and asked very seriously, "What did I do?" FML
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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Things got heated and I yelled, "Who's your daddy?" With a blank expression she replied, "I don't know." FML
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Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it, I whispered in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I then heard behind me, "I am." FML
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Wakachulak 22
Well, at least you know she hasn't done anything.
Alyxi 20
are you sure she wasn't just trying to play along?
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Comments (91)
TheDrifter 23
Go for the cutesy answer to hold character and keep things moving along. Something along the lines of "You were so pretty today I couldn't think of anything but (insert Her favorite bedroom play)". Keeps the mood, answers the question and provides a somewhat valid reason for a playfully kinky "punishment" if desired.
jamnglamgirlie 17
Your girlfriend is very cute. :)
tufftimes 7
you should have "punished" her
XxXBadAshXxX 27
Maybe she's just really good at acting her part?
Rababco 29
Aww, that's so adorable. She's sounds so innocent and oblivious. Maybe she's never done this before. She could have had a rough childhood and possibly abused and this was a trigger, though it seems more likely that she'd cower and plead you stop if that were the case.
Axel5238 29
Doesn't have to be abused the " bad girl" "daddy" thing is creepy. Both have a kind of incest implication. Lot of people don't like it. I's up there along with the "school girl" thing. I've not seen or heard of any women into those that didn't have some serious issues underneath.
DougK76 11
59, sorry that you haven't... Thankfully, I have. And they're quite fun...
Axel5238 29
Don't be sorry the whole thing creeps me out. Implication of incest is creepy and gross no matter how you try to justify it. It also says a lot of disturbing things about the person that is into that namely therapy should be considered.
robertmil90 10
really?
tiffi_is_spiffi 1
At least she didn't break down and admit to cheating on you lol
JustClaire95 13
or maybe she thought she'd been caught :-P
ToxxicNeko 12
She got into that fairly quickly. ;)
creepyclowntown 10
I think that's kinda cute