Today, I was having some kinky sex with my girlfriend. When I said "You've been a bad girl", she looked at me wide-eyed and asked very seriously, "What did I do?" FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Things got heated and I yelled, "Who's your daddy?" With a blank expression she replied, "I don't know." FML
Today, I was trying to get my boyfriend in the mood so I held his hands against the bed, and whispered, "Have you been a bad boy?" Thinking he'd say something kinky back, he replied "Yes Santa" then burst out laughing. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I love her. She panicked and blurted out our S&M safeword. FML
Today, I was having sex with someone I've been casually seeing. He got all weird during it, and said, "That's a good girl". Once he left, I told my housemates about it. Now every time I do something nice for them, they respond, "That's a good girl". FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I thought I'd be spontaneous and spice things up, and gave her a spank across the butt. She started crying. FML
Today, I was doing it with my girlfriend. Trying to be sexy, I moaned her name. She replied, "What?" FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
Today, I was making love to my fiancée, when she dug her nails into my back and told me to "choke" her like I did last night. I was at work last night. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it, I whispered in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I then heard behind me, "I am." FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Wakachulak 22
Well, at least you know she hasn't done anything.
Alyxi 20
are you sure she wasn't just trying to play along?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (91)
awilliams44 9
tell her what she did
tommyfox 19
I can imagine that if my girlfriend did that, it would be quite possibly the most adorable thing on earth.
Mirorbo 26
Sounds like she might have some issues that go along with that line, dah'ling. Hopefully the mood wasn't too ruined.
Nicole819 11
sounds like shes not very experienced, but that could be a good thing and a bad thing. lol
allplayedout 20
Maybe OPs girlfriend isn't into being a sub and this is her subtle way of showing it.
NightHawk387 22
Any FML that starts with "Today, I was having some kinky sex with my girlfriend" and doesn't end in some sort of catastrophe, is not really an FML.
zsxwrsd 7
im appalled!
allplayedout 20
Maybe your girlfriend doesn't like the submissive role. If a partner told me a line like that I'd probably respond in kind (or curl my lip/roll my eyes/etc depending on the person) to deflect because sub!kink is a massive turn off for me. Maybe she'd rather leather up and tell you that YOU have been a bad boy. Try asking her what she's into before you assume anything in bed...that's always a good rule.
beaverteaser 16
she sounds like a keeper :|
rockhead1270 5
YDI. She knows the diff
juarezj96 12
Don't break character if you're gonna role play during sex