Dirty talk

By awkward - 22/02/2014 05:39 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was having some kinky sex with my girlfriend. When I said "You've been a bad girl", she looked at me wide-eyed and asked very seriously, "What did I do?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 57 603
You deserved it 10 461

Same thing different taste

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Well, at least you know she hasn't done anything.

are you sure she wasn't just trying to play along?

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I can imagine that if my girlfriend did that, it would be quite possibly the most adorable thing on earth.

Sounds like she might have some issues that go along with that line, dah'ling. Hopefully the mood wasn't too ruined.

Nicole819 11

sounds like shes not very experienced, but that could be a good thing and a bad thing. lol

Maybe OPs girlfriend isn't into being a sub and this is her subtle way of showing it.

Any FML that starts with "Today, I was having some kinky sex with my girlfriend" and doesn't end in some sort of catastrophe, is not really an FML.

Maybe your girlfriend doesn't like the submissive role. If a partner told me a line like that I'd probably respond in kind (or curl my lip/roll my eyes/etc depending on the person) to deflect because sub!kink is a massive turn off for me. Maybe she'd rather leather up and tell you that YOU have been a bad boy. Try asking her what she's into before you assume anything in bed...that's always a good rule.

beaverteaser 16
juarezj96 12

Don't break character if you're gonna role play during sex