Desperate for D

By sadsadperson - 07/09/2011 08:51 - Australia

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Today, I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML
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marinus_fml 19

Luckily diaries can't talk back, because it would have called bullshit.

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ipusstroll 0

Yoo u could pm me eshhayys haha I'd do u then u could write bout me d•.•b

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lDobinho 1

that's not cheating on your diary, that's cheating on yourself!

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codibaby123 4

hahahahaha! that is the funniest one ive read! lmao!

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secjunkmail 1

Why would you lie in your diary but declare the truth to the entire internet? Stupid.

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nickgman2222 0

All you need now is your over-religious mom to find it and try to convince her it was a lie

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KoochieMcSnatch 0

Lol so... Were you trying to make your diary jealous? Wth lmaooooo

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CaineghisMord 2

I'm sure your diary was very arosed by that sausy entry!!

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gambit54321ryan 0

...the loser alert metter is goin off the charts..

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