Delusional

By fmlifetime - 24/10/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, while shopping for some bananas at my local grocery store, an old woman came up to me and started rubbing my stomach. She simply asked when I was due. I am a 43 year-old man with a beer belly. FML
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perdix 29

She meant when are you due for a heart attack. Tell her, "Before I'm 50," shove a banana up her ass and keel over from the excitement.

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kmfyr 0

Should've said you were doing an experiment in male pregnancy. o_O

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nypd613 0

hahaha. she didn't actually think so, she was just making fun of you!!

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voveraite 7

Yes, how come it didn't occur to many that maybe she was joking? And perhaps this was her meanish way of telling the OP they should lose the belly. And that's the FML right there, beer belly = huge turnoff.

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Bloodknight 22

Yesterday I got seven compliments on how good I look and how much weight I've lost. It felt good, lol! Lose some weight and old women won't feel the need to do such things, haha!

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NorfolkDude 2

Man you got owned by an old lady at the grocery store.

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uj_fml 4

Either she forgot to wear her glasses, or you looke like a woman! I'd take it as a compliment.

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cani_fml 0

she's old she can't see. & all men with beer bellies look pregnant

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skyeyez9 24

should have went along with it and give her a due date.

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jonny2x4 0

So there is a Mrs. Magoo in this world after all.

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