Delusional

By fmlifetime - 24/10/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, while shopping for some bananas at my local grocery store, an old woman came up to me and started rubbing my stomach. She simply asked when I was due. I am a 43 year-old man with a beer belly. FML
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perdix 29

She meant when are you due for a heart attack. Tell her, "Before I'm 50," shove a banana up her ass and keel over from the excitement.

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kmfyr 0

Should've said you were doing an experiment in male pregnancy. o_O

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fireandice27 0

She was probably high/drunk. I work on checkout at a supermarket and the number of people who come through that are under the influence is really quite astounding haha

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fakemylife 2

Today, while shopping for some beer at my local grocery store, an old woman came up to me and started rubbing my banana. FML

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Zoockey 5

Subtle way of granny to tell it's time to diet :)

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pegs_fml 0

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Prawn_fml 2

That's sick. Who'd want a total stranger to come up and rub their stomach? Friggin' old people.

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jellybean93 0

that is so awkward. a random stranger coming up to you to rub your belly even if you were a pregnant woman is not ok

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Laurasian 0

It happens all the time. When I was pregnant, people did it to me even if I really tried to weasel away. Sometimes I told people I wasn't pregnant. One time a lady asked me what I was hoping for and I told her I really wanted a pony. It was awkward at first, but it really got to be pretty fun.

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dria1689 0

LMAO sounds like something I would dp.

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nemo3590 0

It always kind of freaks me out when people do this. If I were a pregnant female, I would consider it the epitome of rudeness for people to place their grubby little hands on my belly and ask me how far along I am. I would never do that to another person, especially a stranger. One exception might be if it's my baby. How does being pregnant give complete strangers (or anyone else) permission to come up and touch you? It's creepy, and I would go off on anyone who did it to me (You know, if I were a pregnant female.) FYL, man. That sucks.

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Witchcraft_fml 4

Yep, I think it would annoy the hell out of me if I couldn't go anywhere without people rubbing my stomach. I think if I were pregnant I'd wear massive sweatshirts all the time. ^^

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