Delusional

By fmlifetime - 24/10/2009 22:24 - United States

Today, while shopping for some bananas at my local grocery store, an old woman came up to me and started rubbing my stomach. She simply asked when I was due. I am a 43 year-old man with a beer belly. FML
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perdix 29

She meant when are you due for a heart attack. Tell her, "Before I'm 50," shove a banana up her ass and keel over from the excitement.

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kmfyr 0

Should've said you were doing an experiment in male pregnancy. o_O

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rosierosierosie 0

ew do people really go and feel random pregnant women up? that is really disturbing.

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sportygal85 0

Now you know how women feel when their pregnant and everyone wants to touch our bellies... and, maybe it's time to cut back on beer...

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ijrnelson 0

that is brilliant! top 5 fml. gotta laugh at yourself rather than cry - could always just cut out chocolate and soda from diet!

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sara_no_H 0

ydi for having a beer belly. it's called a gym. use it.

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foryoublue94 0

Oh man I love bananas.

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Guitarist45 0

just grow a beard and go to the gym a couple times a week. problems solved....

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EveryDayJackAss 0

Ladies and Gentlemen, i have just loled

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begeru 0

Just ask when the old lady is going to have her funeral and call it even.

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