Today, in French class we had to write love letters as an exercise. Since my boyfriend recently broke up with me by text message, I ended up writing a 20-sentence love letter in French to my cat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, I taught my girlfriend some French. She then used her newfound language to break up with me. FML
Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, I received the sweetest love letter from my boyfriend after having a bad day. After gushing about it and reading it to my friends, they said it reminded them of a letter that they'd seen online. He got it from a fill-in-the-blank love letter generator. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a over a year broke up with me. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't written him a long letter about how much I love him, and that I'm so glad we're together and so glad that he promised he would always be there. He'll be getting it in a few days. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML
Today, I had an art class with my girlfriend. The teacher assigned "anti-cards", or cards for unusual or bad occasions. My girlfriend decided to make a "break-up" card, and I helped her write the poem inside it. After class, she gave it to me. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
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Jiplo 18
The cats need love, too!
fsomelife 26
Pfft, the cat deserves it way more.
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blackonblight 33
Uh, you do realize you could have written from a fictional perspective? Do a little creative writing in the process? Do you think everyone in the class was writing serious love letters to someone? Is that what they do these days? Because I'm pretty sure all the assignments like that I can remember were supposed to be for a made up situation. Well, the instructor would usually say something like 'don't use a real person unless you want everyone to hear about it' and advise you to write it as a character, not as yourself.
Piranhagirl 9
My sister did the same exercise in french class and wrote to Winston Churchill because she could.
blackonblight 33
See now, that's how it's done!
Inked0803 12
Was his name jake gyllenhal? And is your name Taylor swift
CreepInTheCorner 11
Nothing wrong with that...
LarissaAllen 10
I see nothing wrong with that!
CaroAurelia 12
Hell, I'd do that whether I had a boyfriend or not. That's probably why I don't have a boyfriend, but still. I like my cat a lot more than I like people!
Demoniq 25
I would write a letter to animals everywhere.
WILBUSCUS 6
était-il bon?