Today, in French class we had to write love letters as an exercise. Since my boyfriend recently broke up with me by text message, I ended up writing a 20-sentence love letter in French to my cat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, I taught my girlfriend some French. She then used her newfound language to break up with me. FML
Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, I received the sweetest love letter from my boyfriend after having a bad day. After gushing about it and reading it to my friends, they said it reminded them of a letter that they'd seen online. He got it from a fill-in-the-blank love letter generator. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a over a year broke up with me. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't written him a long letter about how much I love him, and that I'm so glad we're together and so glad that he promised he would always be there. He'll be getting it in a few days. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML
Today, I had an art class with my girlfriend. The teacher assigned "anti-cards", or cards for unusual or bad occasions. My girlfriend decided to make a "break-up" card, and I helped her write the poem inside it. After class, she gave it to me. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
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Jiplo 18
The cats need love, too!
fsomelife 26
Pfft, the cat deserves it way more.
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Comments (93)
carina_47 16
Because cats listen. Sometimes better than men.
Demoniq 25
I don't find anything wrong with that, I love my cat enough to do the same :) Would have to be Russian though, I assume it to be her native language.
brittyboo123 35
I don't see the FML here. Cats are awesome, show your love OP!
Fadingstars 12
At least the cat stays. I would've slapped the guy for dumping over text message Sorry OP, go give that cat another big hug
mikaellikestacos 14
Meow meow
chosha_fml 27
C'est toujours une histoire d'amour mieux que Twilight.
sugarbear0727 19
It works. But it sucks your ex is a douche.
Imaginationn 6
He was a douche for doing that you'll find better.
skyeyez9 25
Pets will stick with you their entire life and be there regardless. Boyfriends, not so much.
Omniprism 15
You could have envisioned a hot new boyfriend with all your favorite attributes and wrote to him.