Today, in French class we had to write love letters as an exercise. Since my boyfriend recently broke up with me by text message, I ended up writing a 20-sentence love letter in French to my cat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, I taught my girlfriend some French. She then used her newfound language to break up with me. FML
Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, I received the sweetest love letter from my boyfriend after having a bad day. After gushing about it and reading it to my friends, they said it reminded them of a letter that they'd seen online. He got it from a fill-in-the-blank love letter generator. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a over a year broke up with me. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't written him a long letter about how much I love him, and that I'm so glad we're together and so glad that he promised he would always be there. He'll be getting it in a few days. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML
Today, I had an art class with my girlfriend. The teacher assigned "anti-cards", or cards for unusual or bad occasions. My girlfriend decided to make a "break-up" card, and I helped her write the poem inside it. After class, she gave it to me. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
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Jiplo 18
The cats need love, too!
fsomelife 26
Pfft, the cat deserves it way more.
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outoftown 27
Question is: how did the cat take it?
toneeangel 22
Well thats jst sad. Srry ur ex is an ass but really the cat was the only person left
isallwaysme 27
y r u missing letters in your first few words?
kemando 22
I mean... I doubt everyone in your french class is in a relationship either.
sietseld 13
My thoughts exactly! A love letter could also be to a parent, grandparent, sibling, or best friend. I imagine that is what the teacher intended.
toneeangel 22
That's kind of sad but nice?
Ozzien 26
Mon chat... Je voulais dire que je t'aime, je t'aime, je t'aime... Mon amour, j'espère que tu ne quitte pas après tu trouve cette lettre, mais mon amour pour toi est chaud- je dois hurler mon amour! Tout le monde vas savoir que son <meow> est mon favori, que son next est le plus adorable du monde...
martin8337 36
English, please! This is America, where we speak English.
Ozzien 26
I only speak English too. I was mimicking what OP's love letter could have looked like. Also, for those of you who speak French, apologies for the atrocious grammar XP
DocBastard 40
Martin8337 - No, this is NOT America, jackass. This is FML. Last time I checked, the Internet is an international thing.
MrSassypants 34
Translation: something something something something something (meow) something something something something. I think I'm pretty accurate, yes?
LJSelby 4
il faut que tu fasses attention à tes conjugaisons des verbes, cependant, c'était la meilleure lettre que je n'ai jamais lu
queerdragon 20
1. My cat ... I wanted to say I love you, I love you, I love you ... My love, I hope you do not leave after you find this letter, but my love for you is hot I have to yell my love! Everyone's gonna know that is my favorite, his next is the sweetest in the world ... 2. We need you to be careful with your verb conjugations, however, it was the best letter I've ever read
AprylAnn 23
You totally made me laugh out loud
Tsuky_fml 4
google translate is not always your best friend ^^"
Ozzien 26
Sorry, I'm a 4th year French student myself and was only just introduced to the conditional tense. Why is French so confusing??!?!!?
lostprophet 10
French language is like girls: beautiful but it does not follow any rule
kokoroddd 2
I smell a future single cat lady. Get another boyfriend or that will be your fate.
goth_pixie 15
Takes crazy cat lady to a new level
MrSassypants 34
At least your cat is probably going to enjoy the love letter. When I gave my cat a poem I wrote, he corrected the grammatical errors and wrote "Dumbass" in big, red letters across the whole page. Cats are so inconsiderate nowadays.
saidoh_fml 26
Ce n'est pas nécessaire être triste. Ton chat t'aime aussi, et ton copain est trop stupide pour te mériter.
More_Leg 14
Well, who doesn't love a good pussy...................... Cat