Today, in French class we had to write love letters as an exercise. Since my boyfriend recently broke up with me by text message, I ended up writing a 20-sentence love letter in French to my cat. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wrote my boyfriend a love letter during class and told him to read it when he got home. He texted me later asking me why I gave him my school assignment. I must have handed the love letter in to my teacher. FML
Today, I taught my girlfriend some French. She then used her newfound language to break up with me. FML
Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, I received the sweetest love letter from my boyfriend after having a bad day. After gushing about it and reading it to my friends, they said it reminded them of a letter that they'd seen online. He got it from a fill-in-the-blank love letter generator. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a over a year broke up with me. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't written him a long letter about how much I love him, and that I'm so glad we're together and so glad that he promised he would always be there. He'll be getting it in a few days. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend broke up with me. Tomorrow he should be getting the super long love letter that I poured my heart into and sent him a week ago. FML
Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML
Today, I had an art class with my girlfriend. The teacher assigned "anti-cards", or cards for unusual or bad occasions. My girlfriend decided to make a "break-up" card, and I helped her write the poem inside it. After class, she gave it to me. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend of over a year a text message telling him how much I loved him, how perfect he is for me and what I love about him. He sent me back a text saying, "I thought you had class." FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Jiplo 18
The cats need love, too!
fsomelife 26
Pfft, the cat deserves it way more.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (93)
AnagenisisZagus 13
Text message break up? What a spineless twit. I imagine this is a good thing though. With a guy like that it is hard to imagine your pussy getting any love. Good of you to send some its way.
AprylAnn 23
I feel you, mine would have been to my pooch. But that's awesome you are doing that well in french, I barely passed when I took it.
7cheer7 5
paste the sentences to me：）
chosha_fml 27
C'est toujours une histoire d'amour mieux que Twilight.
queerdragon 20
Votre amant ne mérite pas de douces paroles d'amour. Il a brisé votre coeur par message texte. Il aurait dû être respectueux et vous dit à personne. J'espère que votre chat est plus douce. J'espère que vous trouverez l'amour avec un bûcheron robuste. J'espère que vous vous déplacez dans une cabane dans les bois où vous feras doux, doux amour avec votre ange plaid. Je crois que Dieu va vous aider à trouver un tel homme. Un homme avec une barbe comme le Nil, long, avec des boucles minuscules. Son poils sur la poitrine sera en mesure d'ouvrir les bouteilles de vin. Ses chemises seront amidonné avec la sève des pins canadiens. Son cœur sera bleu, comme le bœuf légendaire "Babe". Je crois que cela va arriver, car le journal a dit qu'il allait se réaliser.
lylotrezor 20
Google translate doesn't really translate, you know. xD
EpicSquishii 21
TL;DR
xxVampiresRulexx 14
Well the cat has to feel loved too!
perdix 31
I'm imagining your professor choking his chicken reading about how much you love your pussy. I hope the have similar double-entendres in French.
VectorFields 9
There indeed is that kind of double-entendres in french, but not the same way. For the animal, the word's masculine is "Chat" and feminine is "Chatte". And for the anatomy part, the word is "Chatte", and sometimes "minou".which means "Kitty".
panda_lou 11
I used to make up songs about my cat. Sometimes you just gotta give the love to your pets because they def put up with a lot of our shit and listen to us complain and cry all the time. So stick that baby on the fridge, one finger pet that cats forehead, and toss him a couple extra treats.
hobojo69 23
It odd they would make you write a love letter, not everyone is in a relationship, sorry op but it's cool I'm sure ur cat will appreciate it! I would probably do the same thing lol
surfergirl72 7
Eh, l'amour est merde.