Fuck off

By Anonymous - 23/07/2019 14:03

Today, my wife let two Jehovah's Witnesses in for a chat, then deliberately went to a neighbour's for "Two minutes," and left me with them for half-an-hour, with them refusing to take my hints to leave. In the end, I told them to fuck off, just as the wife arrived home, and she got mad at me for being rude. FML
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Honestly, that was pretty low of her. I'm trying hard not to be negative here, but if I didnt know any better, I'd say she planned this, and went off to go commit adultery. Being on this site has taught me that sometimes, life takes a wrong turn.

Tell her to fuck off, as well. And I wouldn't be surprised if "mackdeezy" was right.

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Honestly, that was pretty low of her. I'm trying hard not to be negative here, but if I didnt know any better, I'd say she planned this, and went off to go commit adultery. Being on this site has taught me that sometimes, life takes a wrong turn.

I’d probably not even have bothered hinting.

Tell her to fuck off, as well. And I wouldn't be surprised if "mackdeezy" was right.

Why did you have to tell them to fuck off? “I’m not interested. Would you please leave?” would suffice.

I don't know if you have ever dealt with the Jehovah's witnesses but ya pretty much have to throw them out they ignore hints , but the easiest way to get rid of them is to scare them off

I have. I’ve engaged them when I have time and want to have fun, but I’ve successfully warded them off with firm, but polite resolve when I’m not in the mood.

Ya they suck 😒 year's ago they wouldn't stop harassing me even after I told them please not to come around and told them off finally it took me answering the door with a ketchup covered knife that looked like blood and asked if they wanted to join in my goat sacrifice they never bothered me again 🤣🤣😂

let me guess....in your relationship.... your wife is the brighter one?

You could’ve told them to leave, instead of giving a half hour worth of hints

"When you invite people you like and leave me with them, I am not responsible for what happens next."

My uncle was a jehovah's witness minister. With that said, last time the mormons were here we told them our lord Satan would not approve of us talking to them. They have never been back. No religious group comes near my house.