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Alexa, play "****** Addict" by Buzzcoks

By Anonymous - 24/06/2023 04:00 - United States - Monroe

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Today, I stopped using porn by blocking it on my phone and laptop. Only problem is I still get off without it. FML

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By Tooyoungforthis - 04/01/2013 00:34 - United States - Arvada

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Today, I had to download a parental block so my dad would stop watching porn on my laptop. FML

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By MyHeadHurts - 20/01/2012 10:42 - Ireland

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Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 08:03

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Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML

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By Shrekkk - 02/07/2019 06:14

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Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML

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By waitwhat - 18/03/2012 20:46 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

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Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML

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By jakeeey - 18/01/2013 01:16 - Canada - Brampton

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Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML

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By wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

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Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

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Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2021 13:57

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Today, I had to create a new password for my computer. I had to do it to stop my father from watching porn on my computer. FML

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By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

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Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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Top comments

Headlock912 2

Saturday 24 June 2023 10:44

How is this a problem…?

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 24 June 2023 14:52

Oh, you're human? News flash: People have been getting off for millennia before **** was easily available.

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Headlock912 2

Saturday 24 June 2023 10:44

How is this a problem…?

cuz803 44

Saturday 24 June 2023 13:13

So....what's the issue? **** is mentally unhealthy for the brain and you did a good job blocking it. Why are you complaining?

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 24 June 2023 14:52

Oh, you're human? News flash: People have been getting off for millennia before **** was easily available.

Bogrbon 27

Saturday 24 June 2023 16:48

Probably not an issue unless you’re either 1. Injuring yourself due to frequency or causing issues in life due to inappropriate times and locations or 2. Dealing with religious indoctrination that it is a problem, when it isn’t in which case you probably need to revisit your religious beliefs instead as they’re the root cause of the problem.

idragosani 14

Monday 26 June 2023 16:17

And the problem is...?

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