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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

16%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

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Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Kissmybuttocks's favorite FMLs

Today, my guide dog sneezed so hard that it slammed its head on the floor and knocked itself out. I have to trust this dog with my life. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Sunday 20 April 2014 04:03 / United States - Meridian

Today, I took my kids to an Easter party hosted by a local church. The nice lady in charge told the kids, "Jesus died, but He rose to life again!" My 9 year old screamed, "LIKE A ZOMBIE!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 19 April 2014 00:14 / United States - Wrightsville

Today, I was babysitting a 9-year-old kid, when she got thirsty and asked for a drink. All I could find was some kind of Mexican fruit drink, but I didn't realize until too late that it was actually hard liquor. I had to scrub her mouth out with toothpaste and put her to bed to cover it all up. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By cantprovenothing - / Friday 18 April 2014 21:31 / United States - Arlington

Today, my wife tried to report our neighbor's yard sale to the Better Business Bureau. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By dumbwifehappylife - / Wednesday 12 February 2014 01:37 / United States - Woodbine

Today, my dad gave me the sex talk. After telling me all the stuff I already knew, he told me never to use Durex condoms. He said, "They break a lot. That's the only reason you're around today, really." then chuckled to himself. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By accident - / Friday 14 February 2014 22:41 / United States - San Francisco

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KissMyButtocks

It's in the can!

Night owl

Checking you out

Mobility

Up and coming moderator

Who’s the fairest of them all?

YDI Master

100 kick-ass comments

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

A new thumb

50 quality comments

50 favorites

Judgmental

I agree, my mouse works.

One more and it's business time