Today, my best friend was doing my hair. She got frustrated and exclaimed, "It won't stay!" I replied with, "Just like your mom!" It was then that I remembered her mom had just left her dad and moved out of the house to be with someone else. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML
Today, we were running late because my hair got tangled in the curtains. My mother-in-law got so angry, she hacked at it, leaving me with a bald patch, then went and sat in the car as though we were still going anywhere with her. FML
Today, I was comforting my friend who has a toxic relationship with her Mom. She said, "If I'm such a failure, they always make it known that I can't live up to their expectations." It caught me a bit off guard when she said, "I wish she would just leave me alone and leave my life just like your mom did." FML
Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I asked her why and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. FML
Today, a woman came into my life and took all I had left in the world. The woman was my hair stylist. She took my hair and the last of my money. FML
Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML
Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother for help. Apparently, something went wrong, because clumps of my hair started falling out. Now I'm half blonde and half bald, and my mom is just laughing at me. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a screenshot of a conversation with my best friend, where we were making fun of my mum’s new haircut, to my mum. She responded with, “Well, at least my haircut can change. What are you going to do about your face?” FML
Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML
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Icyyy 0
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Fortuitous 0
Wow, my friend, you have honestly the best jokes I have heard this side or the other.
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shacoria 0
You are so mean. You don't deserve to have any friends at all.
MissLizWolf 8
That is so stupid of you to say, my friends and I, we say things like that to eachother all the time.
keilanclarke 0
you deserve to get back in my oven.
LeoFML 1
He's not fully cooked yet huh? Happened with my slave, too.
FirstBornUnicorn 0
Not everyone can have the same hair as Snooki.
Sinkhole 26
I think they can... if they stop washing their hair for a really really long time :D
Hunter148Cassie 0
And if they sleep with every living two-legged male on the planet ;)
DocBastard 40
Would you like a nice cold pint to wash down your foot?
drmarki 0
your mom jokes are never funny your stupid for using them
ohthebloodygore 16
16, irony?
Fortuitous 0
18, rhetorical question?
ohthebloodygore 16
Yes.
dudeitsdanny 10
Affirmative statement? The English game?
Lauren10102 3
fail
Lauren10102 3
what guy takes pics in the mirror? lay off!
Lauren10102 3
lol, this isn't where I thought I posted that comment, ignore it :)
keepmeonthedl 7
Way to be insensitive.
drawing_a_blank 0
What a douche bag thing to say.
howipostfml 0
Why would you say that, especially when she has a weapon in her hand?
ivyy 0
a weapon? like a hairbrush or something? she didn't even say what she had...
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Ooh. That's just bad timing.):
Michellebell920 0
wow