Cut it out

By Nobody - 17/10/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, my best friend was doing my hair. She got frustrated and exclaimed, "It won't stay!" I replied with, "Just like your mom!" It was then that I remembered her mom had just left her dad and moved out of the house to be with someone else. FML
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Fortuitous 0

Wow, my friend, you have honestly the best jokes I have heard this side or the other.

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shacoria 0

You are so mean. You don't deserve to have any friends at all.

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MissLizWolf 8

That is so stupid of you to say, my friends and I, we say things like that to eachother all the time.

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LeoFML 1

He's not fully cooked yet huh? Happened with my slave, too.

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FirstBornUnicorn 0

Not everyone can have the same hair as Snooki.

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Sinkhole 26

I think they can... if they stop washing their hair for a really really long time :D

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Hunter148Cassie 0

And if they sleep with every living two-legged male on the planet ;)

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DocBastard 38

Would you like a nice cold pint to wash down your foot?

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drmarki 0

your mom jokes are never funny your stupid for using them

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Fortuitous 0

18, rhetorical question?

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dudeitsdanny 9

Affirmative statement? The English game?

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Lauren10102 3

what guy takes pics in the mirror? lay off!

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Lauren10102 3

lol, this isn't where I thought I posted that comment, ignore it :)

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drawing_a_blank 0

What a douche bag thing to say. 

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howipostfml 0

Why would you say that, especially when she has a weapon in her hand?

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ivyy 0

a weapon? like a hairbrush or something? she didn't even say what she had...

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Ooh. That's just bad timing.):

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