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Cut it out

By Nobody - 17/10/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, my best friend was doing my hair. She got frustrated and exclaimed, "It won't stay!" I replied with, "Just like your mom!" It was then that I remembered her mom had just left her dad and moved out of the house to be with someone else. FML

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By Rye - 19/02/2009 03:51 - United States

Today, I let my friend cut my hair and after a few minutes, she looked at what she had done and then she ran out of the room, laughing. FML

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You deserved it 17 176

Anger management

By stumpy - 31/07/2019 18:00

Today, we were running late because my hair got tangled in the curtains. My mother-in-law got so angry, she hacked at it, leaving me with a bald patch, then went and sat in the car as though we were still going anywhere with her. FML

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You deserved it 204

Thanks for the reminder

By have no mom - 16/05/2024 03:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was comforting my friend who has a toxic relationship with her Mom. She said, "If I'm such a failure, they always make it known that I can't live up to their expectations." It caught me a bit off guard when she said, "I wish she would just leave me alone and leave my life just like your mom did." FML

I agree, your life sucks 389

You deserved it 83

By Anonymous - 26/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, my friend compared my hair color to hers. Also, she braided my hair (two pieces) with hers (one piece). I asked her why and she finally broke down and told me. She has lice and didn't want to be the only one. FML

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You deserved it 4 769

By Anonymous - 31/01/2017 20:00 - United States - Jackson

Today, a woman came into my life and took all I had left in the world. The woman was my hair stylist. She took my hair and the last of my money. FML

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You deserved it 1 751

She's got it going on!

By Heartbroken - 08/08/2018 07:00 - United States

Today, my best friend told me he had a crush on someone in my house. I got excited, but he told me it was my mom. FML

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You deserved it 242

By Anonymous - 17/10/2013 16:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I let a friend cut my hair. I soon went from having a 'fro to looking like I lost a fight with a lawn mower. FML

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You deserved it 17 391

By notquitejuliet - 04/07/2015 00:54 - United States - Gibsonia

Today, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother for help. Apparently, something went wrong, because clumps of my hair started falling out. Now I'm half blonde and half bald, and my mom is just laughing at me. FML

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You deserved it 6 696

Karma

By Sorry mum - 30/08/2024 22:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I accidentally sent a screenshot of a conversation with my best friend, where we were making fun of my mum’s new haircut, to my mum. She responded with, “Well, at least my haircut can change. What are you going to do about your face?” FML

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You deserved it 850

Good one, mom

By hairdresser - 18/10/2009 15:27 - Thailand

Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year-old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She'd just given my sister a haircut. FML

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You deserved it 5 224

Icyyy 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 23:05

YDI

Fortuitous 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 23:05

Wow, my friend, you have honestly the best jokes I have heard this side or the other.

Comments

spanelli 16

Monday 18 October 2010 16:22

You call yourself a best friend?

mpoppe1018 2

Monday 18 October 2010 17:48

you werent kidding

PugnaciousSaint 0

Monday 18 October 2010 20:03

why would you say that if you didn't remember her mom leaving? to be cool?

blahzz 4

Monday 18 October 2010 21:09

Really smooth dumbass.

scarface23 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 0:28

your a tranny "just like your mom"

renvy 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 1:19

LOLOL. ouch.. Think before you speak, silly.

spanelli 16

Tuesday 19 October 2010 2:05

Yes it does.

purplemelody 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 9:32

that's fuckedddd

wtfxupkim 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 5:42

You deserved that. Especially since saying "your mom" like that hasn't been funny since about 2004. You just sound like a loser.

CurtisDkidd 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 17:39

you're a bitch

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