By iKaite - 15/01/2010 07:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I received a phone call from my son's school. Apparently, for the past week he has been telling everyone "mummy works as a drug dealer." I'm a pharmacist. FML
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rofl, dont worry I told him off and sent him to bed without cake.

Top comments

Lol. Guess you still are a drug dealer. You're the legal drug dealer!

pharmacist...the politically correct drug dealer


What's so FML about that? It's just funny.

I think people are starting to forget that FML is about bad thing that happen to you. Not good things like MLIA.

hubbabubbba 0

wow....lmfao. wise old kid! 

im in college to be a pharmacist too!! but technically you are drug dealer :)

JocelynKaulitz 28

You're no Heisenberg but you do make good money ;)

lickmyjock 0

You are still a drug dealer, just a glorified white collar drug dealer.

Yeah, it's not like he was lying. His just a smartarse.

Hanban 0

I love it how people easily conclude things! This made my night. XD

Lol. Guess you still are a drug dealer. You're the legal drug dealer!

I actually did this same thing in Dad was a narcotics agent :)

Long ago, after a DARE program, my younger sister told her teacher our father used to drink but now he just takes drugs. She was referring to the fact that he had recently had a heart attack, so his doctor told him to lay off the weekend beers for a while and prescribed several meds. It is funny in retrospect, but you know the teacher, guidance counselor, principal, etc all got real worried for a bit there, and were ready to call DYFS on a moment's notice if it wasn't explained away promptly.


Well, you are technically dealing drugs, even if they aren't illegal.

jaidin 0

everyone loves awesomefaces.

youthink_fml 0
doctorseuss 0

so what? you tell them you're a pharmacist, have a word with you son, and be done with it. no need to announce it to the fml world...

fatcow282 8

there are so many FMLs almost exactly like this.