What's so FML about that? It's just funny.

That's awesome...

You are still a drug dealer, just a glorified white collar drug dealer.

Lol. Guess you still are a drug dealer. You're the legal drug dealer!

I actually did this same thing in Kindergarten...my Dad was a narcotics agent :)

Long ago, after a DARE program, my younger sister told her teacher our father used to drink but now he just takes drugs. She was referring to the fact that he had recently had a heart attack, so his doctor told him to lay off the weekend beers for a while and prescribed several meds. It is funny in retrospect, but you know the teacher, guidance counselor, principal, etc all got real worried for a bit there, and were ready to call DYFS on a moment's notice if it wasn't explained away promptly.

Well, you are technically dealing drugs, even if they aren't illegal.

THIS IS NOT AN FML!

so what? you tell them you're a pharmacist, have a word with you son, and be done with it. no need to announce it to the fml world...

there are so many FMLs almost exactly like this.