Cut it out

By Nobody - 17/10/2010 17:17 - United States

Today, my best friend was doing my hair. She got frustrated and exclaimed, "It won't stay!" I replied with, "Just like your mom!" It was then that I remembered her mom had just left her dad and moved out of the house to be with someone else. FML
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Fortuitous 0

Wow, my friend, you have honestly the best jokes I have heard this side or the other.

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Sickkid97 5

that was when she screamed " GET THE **** OUT OF MY HOUSE!" haha. but fyl

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DNMendez95 3

saying "your mom" as a comeback is such a stupid thing to say because you can say it with anything anyone says

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TashaLenaKitty 0

You're awful,You should REALLY learn how to THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK!

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timisrude11 1

Yikes..... I'm assuming you have a few bald spots???

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ke59100 1

ydi for still using "your mum" jokes :|

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brookig 10

What a friend. Are you serious? You "then remembered" her mom left her dad? Even if her mother didn't just leave, your "joke" makes no damn sense. YDI for being stupid, F HER LIFE for having you as a "friend", FML for having to sort through FML's like yours to get to the REAL FML's and FYL for being a loser with nothing better to do than write a lame FML for attention.

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