By ohnomommy - 3/3/2020 06:01

Kids are assholes

Today, I was in line at a gas station with my 3-year-old daughter. A "little person" was in line in front of us, buying a pack of cigarettes. My daughter yelled, "No little boy! Only grown ups can smoke." FML

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By Boyufd | 20

#7886960 - Tuesday 3 March 2020 8:33

hopefully he has a great sense of humor

By Aiden89 | 21

#7886954 - Tuesday 3 March 2020 7:49

Did they have a short temper?

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By Aiden89 | 21

#7886954 - Tuesday 3 March 2020 7:49

Did they have a short temper?

By Boyufd | 20

#7886960 - Tuesday 3 March 2020 8:33

hopefully he has a great sense of humor

By JasonThorn | 17

#7887008 - Tuesday 3 March 2020 14:37

Don't feel too bad, OP. Kids don't have that filter adults SHOULD have.

How did he react?

By ojoRojo | 7

#7887009 - Tuesday 3 March 2020 14:42

Okay but The guy *should* understand that little kids don’t understand that little people are adults yet

By jcarter25 | 11

#7887059 - Tuesday 3 March 2020 19:34

Southwest should use this story for a commercial. Wanna get away?

By Sarah Townsend | 2

#7887061 - Tuesday 3 March 2020 19:42

My daughter did pretty much the same years ago, but the man she did it to was a friend... he was stunned into silence for about half an hour... lol

By distortedcognition | 17

#7887066 - Tuesday 3 March 2020 20:06

Well taught, although the mini mini you should know smoking is bad no matter what

By demix_fml | 32

#7887093 - Tuesday 3 March 2020 22:06

Oh, the mouth of babes .

By WistayShlaio82 | 11

#7887118 - Wednesday 4 March 2020 0:31

That’s ok, she’s 3. She’ll learn later. But for now, it’s cute. Like this story.

By jk_waks | 20

#7887158 - Wednesday 4 March 2020 5:51

Hopefully he’ll understand that she’s just a child and your obvious next responsibility should be to explain to her what “little people” are!