Today, I was getting a bikini wax to prove to my husband that I could be sexy despite being five months pregnant. As the woman was applying the wax, she said, "You know, if I wanted to, I'm in the perfect spot to reach in and steal that baby." FML
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Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML
Today, I was trying to shave down there. I'm about 6 months pregnant, and I can't see past my belly. I ended up scaring the crap out of myself into thinking I was miscarrying until my baby kicked and I realized I had just accidentally cut myself with the razor. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
Today, I was given a lapdance by a pregnant stripper. FML
Today, I tried to be sexy and asked my husband of 6 years if he wanted to "put a baby in me." He shook the recent belly fat I gained and asked, "Is there room for a baby in there?" FML
Today, when getting my eyebrows waxed, the lady cursed "oh shit!" under her breath, right after waxing half of my brow off. FML
Today, my husband confessed his pregnancy fetish to me, and now wants me to wear a fake belly when we have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck up behind me while I was naked and whispered in my ear to bend over. I thought this was a lead up to doggy style but nope, he slapped a waxing strip on my exposed bum hole and ran off yelling, “No more hairy hole! No more hairy hole!” FML
Today, I went to get my underarms waxed. I'm usually not self-conscious because I figure they see worse stuff all the time. When I raised my arm for her to wax my armpit she looked at me, laughed and said, "Well I guess that's how I know it's winter in Wisconsin!" FML
Today, I was at my in-laws' house, and as I was walking to the living room I had my hands on the back of my hips supporting my back. My mother-in-law told me to stop because it makes me look pregnant. I'm 9 months pregnant. FML
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JustKittyKat 24
Attempt to be social and funny: fail. Initiate plan B; Silently rip off stranger's pubic hair.
surfbumblonde 7
The word "snatch" lives up to its two meanings here.
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Comments (160)
eash 10
Ugh no. I'm pretty sure no woman can be sexy whilst pregnant. 5 months at that. They all have that "natural glow".
mkcherry 14
I didnt think there way any way to make a situation where a stranger is ripping your pubic hair out, more uncomfortable, but this lady managed too. I would have just sat there in awkward silence.
sugarbear0727 19
I don't have that problem with my boyfriend. Lol. He is always calling me hot/sexy despite me being almost 7 months pregnant. That's hilarious that the lady said that. Kinda unfortunate cause it probaby made you uncomfortable.
Dragonette1089 5
Thats so damn creepy o.o
KayyKaylyn 14
What the ****!
Redmai 22
And thus is the moment when you kick said lady in the head and run out of there.
fantasyworld 37
That's creepy.
dexter420 21
You should maybe alert someone but I understand bad joke in a embarrassing situations. Also. Pregnant woman are beautiful and sexy!!!
missunknowno9 8
I don't understand how 4,000 people seem to think she "deserves" that...? That's ******!
Bingo_Bango 13
She deserves it for taking a joke so seriously. There is absolutely no part of her life that is ****** because her beautician made an awkward joke (that many people on here agree was actually pretty funny). Mine and I crack crude jokes all the time, it lightens up the situation! If anyone actually believes her beautician seriously wants to steal her baby from her womb, they need to get a grip on reality.
RichardPencil 30
How far did you spread your legs?