Today, I took the train to visit my parents, which arrives late at night. As I was getting off, the cute guy in front of me looked out the window, then turned to me and said, "Doesn't that guy out there give you the creeps?" That guy was my dad. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at the airport, on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was four years-old. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to fuck off. The strange man was my father. FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML
Today, I fell asleep on the train, totally wiped out after last night's party, which involved lots of booze and spicy Indian food. I wake up and notice a small boy staring at me, so I smiled at him. He turned to his father and said, "Daddy, the farting man has just woken up." FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy I liked. We sat in the gardens, me facing the path, him with his back to it. We were in deep conversation when I noticed a dog that looked exactly like mine. Then I looked up and saw a man that looked like my dad. Yes - my parents followed me on a date. FML
Today, a weird guy in pajama pants and a fake hair-hat kept standing by us at a concert. Everyone talked about what a creep he was. I would have too, but he was my dad. FML
Today, and every day, a homeless looking man walks into my work, sits down and stares. I'm new to the job so, trying to make new friends, when the guy walked in this time, I went over to a co worker I was really clicking with, and went off about how creepy he was. He replied with "Who, my dad?" FML
Today, I went with my dad to Starbucks. There is this really cute guy who works there and he kept looking over at me, so I went over to say hi. He ended up asking if my dad was single. FML
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McMike10 1
Pretty sure any adult male standing alone outside in the dark waiting for his child would look creepy...
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Do the creep ;)
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Comments (146)
JsSWAN 1
I wonder what he will think when he sees you go up to your dad and talk to him and get in his car
Anubyte 0
That'ssssssss a nice daughter you have there.... (minecraft!)
tennisrapper1 14
Minecraft is a freaking awesome game!!
lotto_boi 3
This is fml not minecraft
ligerzero459 24
131 - Look up "Minecraft creeper" then come back and try that comment again
Randomnessmoi 0
Sounds like something from a cliché movie.
djth3t4ank 4
Sounds like a shitty movie.
vhivfe 3
Today I was getting off a train and I saw a creepy looking guy so I said to a girl "doesn't that guy creep you out?". That guy turned out to be hr dad.FML you deserved it: 58907569
Enslaved 38
My dad wears black socks with sandals and a wife beater with mustard stains on it and I'm still proud to stand next to him and call him daddy. (:
mspeacock 6
Buy your dad a bib and new shirt, maybe some shoes, wearing socks and flip flops is creeepy!
DKjazz 20
He should put some pants on.
exleonhart 0
30- You meanie! Buy better fitting clothes, and change your haircut, late ninetys glasses and a tapered bob makes you look skanky. :(
ikickgingers 15
^^lol
BabyGirl912 4
Lmao XD
zombicidal 11
its like a white tank top thing I'm pretty sure I only wear band tees so I'm not sure of the lazy choice style
IndigoAcrylic 9
Cool story, bro o3o
perdix 31
You should have totally sold out your dad and joined the cute guy in making fun of him. Then, let him "rescue" you from the deranged creep who wants you to call him Daddy. If your Dad cares about your mental well-being (aka, sex life), he'll play along and let you score ;)
EvilPotato 15
I like the way you think.
SeedlessMe 13
These new kids just don't get you, Perdix.. *sigh
afulks78 11
at least it doesn't run in the family ?
ewputthataway 0
Well, I think any random guy waiting outside in the dark is creepy...but that's just me :3 Fyl ;]
daysleeper666 1
Obviously any guy waiting at the train stop at night because the train arrives late is a creeper. Some people make me sick
koolkat27 13
49- she was probably joking, chill dude.
jas78cool 0
You should've told him...that's my Dad..moron
CHOMP3R 0
I'm waiting for an answer ;D