Today, I took the train to visit my parents, which arrives late at night. As I was getting off, the cute guy in front of me looked out the window, then turned to me and said, "Doesn't that guy out there give you the creeps?" That guy was my dad. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at the airport, on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was four years-old. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to fuck off. The strange man was my father. FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML
Today, I fell asleep on the train, totally wiped out after last night's party, which involved lots of booze and spicy Indian food. I wake up and notice a small boy staring at me, so I smiled at him. He turned to his father and said, "Daddy, the farting man has just woken up." FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy I liked. We sat in the gardens, me facing the path, him with his back to it. We were in deep conversation when I noticed a dog that looked exactly like mine. Then I looked up and saw a man that looked like my dad. Yes - my parents followed me on a date. FML
Today, a weird guy in pajama pants and a fake hair-hat kept standing by us at a concert. Everyone talked about what a creep he was. I would have too, but he was my dad. FML
Today, and every day, a homeless looking man walks into my work, sits down and stares. I'm new to the job so, trying to make new friends, when the guy walked in this time, I went over to a co worker I was really clicking with, and went off about how creepy he was. He replied with "Who, my dad?" FML
Today, I went with my dad to Starbucks. There is this really cute guy who works there and he kept looking over at me, so I went over to say hi. He ended up asking if my dad was single. FML
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Top comments
McMike10 1
Pretty sure any adult male standing alone outside in the dark waiting for his child would look creepy...
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Do the creep ;)
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Comments (146)
Lunantic 6
FHL.
FarSide 23
Shame on you OP for getting off in front of the cute guy..
Glassmaster 0
His cuteness is irrelevant.
MainPrism 16
So what does he have a pedostache?
Spazz420 7
That's not soo bad. My dad is the drunk guy at the grocery store. FML
Sk8er951 3
Dumb FML
HomeAl0ne 20
"Where? Mmmmm, I love creepy old men!" *Runs and gives him a kiss, takes his arm and leads him off* *Boy on trains starts practicing creepy looks*
babygirl1206 0
well you said he is cute just let it go then lol
xxxSAMMxxx 0
say: try living with hin
IndigoAcrylic 9
"try living with hin" ;D
RaquelW 7
"Today, there was a cute girl behind me as I was leaving the train. Hoping to start a conversation, I pointed out a creepy guy outside to her. It turned out to be her dad. FML"