Today, I took the train to visit my parents, which arrives late at night. As I was getting off, the cute guy in front of me looked out the window, then turned to me and said, "Doesn't that guy out there give you the creeps?" That guy was my dad. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at the airport, on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was four years-old. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to fuck off. The strange man was my father. FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML
Today, I fell asleep on the train, totally wiped out after last night's party, which involved lots of booze and spicy Indian food. I wake up and notice a small boy staring at me, so I smiled at him. He turned to his father and said, "Daddy, the farting man has just woken up." FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy I liked. We sat in the gardens, me facing the path, him with his back to it. We were in deep conversation when I noticed a dog that looked exactly like mine. Then I looked up and saw a man that looked like my dad. Yes - my parents followed me on a date. FML
Today, a weird guy in pajama pants and a fake hair-hat kept standing by us at a concert. Everyone talked about what a creep he was. I would have too, but he was my dad. FML
Today, and every day, a homeless looking man walks into my work, sits down and stares. I'm new to the job so, trying to make new friends, when the guy walked in this time, I went over to a co worker I was really clicking with, and went off about how creepy he was. He replied with "Who, my dad?" FML
Today, I went with my dad to Starbucks. There is this really cute guy who works there and he kept looking over at me, so I went over to say hi. He ended up asking if my dad was single. FML
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McMike10 1
Pretty sure any adult male standing alone outside in the dark waiting for his child would look creepy...
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Do the creep ;)
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Comments (146)
deadlydk 0
Did you take the midnight train going anywhere?
mspeacock 6
Creeper dad going up and down the boulevard...
ikickgingers 15
I am a closet Journey fan. :/
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
How is being a Journey fan something to hide? I could understand hiding that you like Justin Bieber or Rebecca Black, maybe even Styx or Nickelback, but You don't need to hide liking Journey :D
ikickgingers 15
Want to help me come out of the closet?? :D
mspeacock 6
You should have messed with him. Agree that the "man" is indeed creepy. Dare him to go talk to the "creep" when he won't offer to do it. Go up to your dad and tell him to look angry and hug you, then carry you off into the dark while you show nothing but fear on your face... Bet that boy will piss himself.
ChloeC926 9
Lmfaooo that wuld be too funny!!!
1bluesky1 6
He struck out on that one.
lhamil64_fml 5
You should have been like "Yeah, and it's even worse that he's my dad. " I don't get why your life is ****** because of this...
aleman2008 0
Creepy guys are hot. I think.
r0ckoman 0
Im guessing he does
ajmacrae 5
Was your dad wearing a long trench coat?
eatpussy 0
Today, i saw this cute girl on my train ride home. We made small talk and just to keep the conversation going, i saw a man and pointed him out by saying "doesnt that guy give you the creeps?" turns out the man i pointed out is her dad. FML
itouchuser77 8
Well does he?
hateevryone 15
maybe he didn't know that was your dad
BellaBelle_fml 23
Really?! I would never have thought of that! You are so smart. Your parents must be proud.