Bridezilla

By Anonymous - 20/06/2023 06:00

Today, it was supposed to be my wedding but my fiancé insisted we be married by his childhood priest, a real bible thumper. This arsehole tried to change our vows at the altar and told me wives should know their place, so I slapped him and the wedding is delayed until we get a new priest. FML
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Razath 17

A bible thumper, eh? Did he turn the other cheek when you slapped him? I bet he didn't. Hopefully your fiancé don't have the same twisted opinions as his childhood friend. Sometimes you can know a person for a good while, but still not know their true self, so I hope that's all it is between those two. You might want to make sure though. Just in case.

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RichardPencil 30

You need to hire one who says he needs to obey you. Pay extra to get him to say that it's God's will.

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RichardPencil 30

You need to hire one who says he needs to obey you. Pay extra to get him to say that it's God's will.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Hopefully your husband has also learned his place, and that it is anywhere that doesn't put him in contact with that idiotic priest.

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Razath 17

A bible thumper, eh? Did he turn the other cheek when you slapped him? I bet he didn't. Hopefully your fiancé don't have the same twisted opinions as his childhood friend. Sometimes you can know a person for a good while, but still not know their true self, so I hope that's all it is between those two. You might want to make sure though. Just in case.

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Rake 16

Also priests should know their place...

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ODBeefalo 10

the problem here is he did. A "Good" priest is one who practices what he preaches... We could debate the "what they preach" side forever but as a non-believer I would say 90% makes no sense and the rest is basic human decency with fantastical stories to sell the point...

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Hangryko 31

I fear this was no accident. Your fiancé knew exactly what that priest would say. If that happened to me, there would be no wedding. Leave him.

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Charlie Given 26

Run, Run far away lol, that's a major red flag for ya.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Maybe the delay is a sign that you need to rethink this wedding. Why would he insist on this particular priest marrying you? And the priest is from his childhood? That seems kind of suspicious...

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