Today, I took the train to visit my parents, which arrives late at night. As I was getting off, the cute guy in front of me looked out the window, then turned to me and said, "Doesn't that guy out there give you the creeps?" That guy was my dad. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at the airport, on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was four years-old. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to fuck off. The strange man was my father. FML
Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML
Today, I was at the mall with some friends. In the food court we passed by this creepy pervert feeling up a woman. I take a closer look and realize with horror that the guy is my dad in sunglasses and a hat. The lady he was with was not my mom. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML
Today, I fell asleep on the train, totally wiped out after last night's party, which involved lots of booze and spicy Indian food. I wake up and notice a small boy staring at me, so I smiled at him. He turned to his father and said, "Daddy, the farting man has just woken up." FML
Today, I was hanging out with a guy I liked. We sat in the gardens, me facing the path, him with his back to it. We were in deep conversation when I noticed a dog that looked exactly like mine. Then I looked up and saw a man that looked like my dad. Yes - my parents followed me on a date. FML
Today, a weird guy in pajama pants and a fake hair-hat kept standing by us at a concert. Everyone talked about what a creep he was. I would have too, but he was my dad. FML
Today, and every day, a homeless looking man walks into my work, sits down and stares. I'm new to the job so, trying to make new friends, when the guy walked in this time, I went over to a co worker I was really clicking with, and went off about how creepy he was. He replied with "Who, my dad?" FML
Today, I went with my dad to Starbucks. There is this really cute guy who works there and he kept looking over at me, so I went over to say hi. He ended up asking if my dad was single. FML
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McMike10 1
Pretty sure any adult male standing alone outside in the dark waiting for his child would look creepy...
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Do the creep ;)
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Comments (146)
Jewdazking23 5
Is ur dad creepy? If so, call 1-800-im sorry about my dads creepines and leave it at that.
drpeppaluva909 12
Did you tell him it was your dad?
flyestgirleva13 0
What did u say?
DonkeyGilbert13 0
You should've said: "Yeah, it's kinda scaring me. Can I sit next to you? I'd feel more safe." Bing bang boom, that's how babies are made.
dvlsk8tr900 1
Reading your profile you sound like my kind of girl. You're pretty cute :)
DonkeyGilbert13 0
Oh, nevermind. You were getting OFF the train. You should've said "Nah, he seems like a good time." Get off, get in your dads car. Bing bang boom, THAT'S how babies are made.
Zomg_Okay 27
I always thought babies were made when a man and a woman loved each other very much and... you know what, nevermind.
mserrato 8
Awkward
TrueColours 9
Something really similar happened to me once. It was at the end of my dance class and I said, 'can anyone see my dad.' A boy said, 'there's a really creepy man standing in the corridor - is that your dad?' It was. My dad and I still laugh about it.
tingway 4
shouldnt it be fhl?
badactor009 0
I am a creepy guy. Yep, pretty darn creepy. If you met me, I'd give you the creeps from the get go. It just looks bad on the outside. It's actually really cool. And then my hand is somewhere totally inappropriate. Gottcha!
stabbed1ntheback 0
F the guys life for missing out...