Creeped out

By Baustigt - 06/08/2014 13:34 - Australia

Today, as I was driving, a massive cockroach clicked its way across my windshield. I pulled over to fling it out the window, but it spread its wings and flew around like a hook-armed stabbing machine. I lost it in the dark car and now I can't find it. It's going to be a long drive home. FML
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Same thing different taste

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It was an inside job. Hope you don't have to many enemies OP.

rocker_chick23 27

Every FML starts with today. For all we know it could have happened a year ago, or he could have written it when he got home.

I would have turned off the car to make sure the lights don't attract more bugs, and from there, keep the windows (or even some of the doors) opened in hope that it will be smart enough to free itself to freedom.

roaches get scared by light. so if he would have turned the light on it would have kept the roach away from him

open your window or get the bug spray ready

Bug spray would just make it stronger

Just call truce. who knows, it may agree and leave

Jesus... Suck it up. Roaches don't bite/sting/stab/pinch. It can't hurt you. Stop being a little bitch.

Pretend? Entomophobia is a real thing fool.

Some people have legitimate phobias of bugs! You're the one acting like a bitch here so shut up.

And you live in Australia too? Yup, your car's gone. Better set it afloat to sea before it escapes and lays its eggs in your retina. It's the only way to be sure.

Well you know what they say if there's one there's more...