Creeped out

By Baustigt - 06/08/2014 13:34 - Australia

Today, as I was driving, a massive cockroach clicked its way across my windshield. I pulled over to fling it out the window, but it spread its wings and flew around like a hook-armed stabbing machine. I lost it in the dark car and now I can't find it. It's going to be a long drive home. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Flying cockroaches ahhh! Regular cockroaches freak me out. Good luck buddy.

"Hook-armed stabbing machine"? Cockroaches have no hook-arms, nor any body part of nature capable of stabbing anyone. I can only posit two conclusions from this: 1: You've confused "cockroach" with the actual name of some insect no one has ever heard of. 2: You need to scale WAY back on the hallucinogens.

Rolls up windows, gets out, locks up car, walks home.

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your writing this while driving? ? lol skill