Today, I was sitting shotgun in the car. A huge bug came inside, and everyone began to freak out so naturally I began to swat at it. I got the fly, but I also cracked the windshield. I paid $229 to kill a bug. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, about to fall asleep, a bug started buzzing behind the screen to my window. Losing my sanity, I punched the screen, forgetting all about the glass. I now have a cracked window and one still annoying bug. FML
Today, as I was driving, a massive cockroach clicked its way across my windshield. I pulled over to fling it out the window, but it spread its wings and flew around like a hook-armed stabbing machine. I lost it in the dark car and now I can't find it. It's going to be a long drive home. FML
Today, I ruined my computer screen trying to kill a fly. FML
Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML
Today, as I was hanging washing out in the sun, a huge cicada flew into my face and somehow got behind my glasses. I screamed and ripped them off and ran away. I came back to a broken pair of VERY expensive glasses. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to pee on a small bug in the toilet. A much larger bug thought it would be funny to fly into my eye while I was doing this. FML
Today, while I was relaxing outside drinking a beer after a long day, a moth decided to fly right into my ear canal. I instinctively threw my hand up to swat it out. With the same hand holding the beer. I soaked the side of my face and down my ear. At least I got the bug out. FML
Today, I noticed an extremely large bug buzzing around my room. After several attempts, I stomped on it with my shoe. I was trying to get a closer look at my victory when it flew into my nostril. Turns out it was just playing dead. FML
Today, I was taking a break in my work truck when I saw a huge swarm of bees flying my way. I have a hand crank window so I started cranking it up as fast as I could and the knob snapped off before it closed and I got stung by the whole swarm before I could get out. FML
Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML
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Top comments
kelseysue92 0
Are you the hulk?!? Fly make hulk angry....HULK SMASH!
a_b_c_soup 0
so....you hit THAT hard to swat a fly? fail...
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Comments (132)
a_b_c_soup 0
so....you hit THAT hard to swat a fly? fail...
futtgoredo 0
I hate when people say "I payed xxx for (bad thing)"
cookiemobzta 0
wow why the **** would you pay for that?
MaeeFlowers 0
I mean.... atleast you got the fly? That counts for something, right?
codylicious6 0
134 you are stupid.
Sal7777777 0
reminds me of me,my friend broke my xbox game trying to kill a bug,he owes mw 60 bucks though
redwall312 0
second
bill_william9000 0
3rd Anywho, that's terrible!
scorpiogirl666 0
That's just SAD. YDI.
FunnyFace 0
If it makes you feel better, if your windshield cracked just from you hitting, it was probably just about ready to give out anyway.
frankenhooter 0
I feel for you. The same relative thing happened to me when I tried to kill off a mosquito one night in my girlfriend's car. She was so pissed at me. I didn't think it possible but I managed to bash the sucker with the bony part of my wrist and, being that a windshield is clear and at an angle, I didn't judge very accurately how far I'd be thrusting my hand. It was like Karate... only with more fail.
Nabee143 3
Something similar happened to me but I had kicked the windshield. My boyfriend and I were arguing and I got so pissed that I kicked the windshield and broke it. After seeing what I had done, we immediately started cracking up and the fight was over. And I had a broken windshield and had to pay to replace it. Anyways, yes I see how this could happen but not really likely with just a swat!
red_wings 0
what the hell were you swatting with?
kelseysue92 0
Are you the hulk?!? Fly make hulk angry....HULK SMASH!
rxxk 0
Only $229?
Occam 0
"I saw a bug on the floor so I set the house on fire to kill it. I paid $250,000 to kill a bug. FML" A little flaw in the logic there. Reminds me of the guy that though he got ticketed for "wanting a yellow highlighter".
ddlovatolover 23
A house costs only $250,000? Here in Singapore, even a 3-bedroom apartment costs at least S$400,000, which is about USD$320,000.
mf_fml 0
it was a fly. and if not you, just have someone else roll-down a window or something? jesus.