Get away from me!

By Bobby The Baker - 03/04/2019 16:00

Today, a cockroach flew towards me, and out of panic I dropped my car keys in the sewer. Not only did I lose my keys, but the cake I made for a client is stuck inside the car. It's for a wedding, and they're arriving in the reception area in a few minutes. FML
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tounces7 27

If you panic that easily perhaps you should consider a career where people depend on you for important things less.

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Chris Cowperthwait 4

a rock or brick will open up the windows pretty quickly

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RichardPencil 30

I thought the penis story was outlandish, but this one really takes the cake!

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tounces7 27

If you panic that easily perhaps you should consider a career where people depend on you for important things less.

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Chris Cowperthwait 4

a rock or brick will open up the windows pretty quickly

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WeirdUS 29

So risking a bad review for the business for a wedding because of a cockroach? Not like your car is surrounded by wasps or bees. Seriously grow up.

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AmbrosiaFan 18

Call your assistant to come over, if it is your car, windows can be replaced.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Pennywise has your keys now. Hope you decided to break a window over losing your customer's business.

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MitiMiki 16

Break the window...surely your businesses reputation is worth a couple hundred bucks for some new glass.

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