Creeped out

By Baustigt - 06/08/2014 13:34 - Australia

Today, as I was driving, a massive cockroach clicked its way across my windshield. I pulled over to fling it out the window, but it spread its wings and flew around like a hook-armed stabbing machine. I lost it in the dark car and now I can't find it. It's going to be a long drive home. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Gauge out your eyes. Maybe that'll help.

*Gouge Not sure how to gauge my eyes at all, let alone out.

lol! Yeah, I noticed my typo when it was too late to fix it. :(

If you gouge your eyes out then you wont see when its creeps up for the attack!

looks like a revenge drama by cockroach...

Cockroaches are the main reasons why i have nightmares :$

He's so loyal to you even though you threw it out of your car, he came back. He's a keeper!

If I were you, I'd probably get out and walk home.

vividpictures 17

What if the cockroach laid eggs in your car..

rocker_chick23 27

I would have been running away from the car like a bat out of Hell.

OMG same here! When I was younger one scampered across my foot and I fainted. I have a phobia of insects. Gives me the chills just thinking about it.