Cortezthe1st

About Cortezthe1st

Just an average teenage boy who prefers playing video games over attending parties. Necrotizing Fasciitis Emmett Till you da real MVP.

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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

47%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

59%
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

5%
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

70%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

18%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

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