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Matrixuniverses's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States
By ninnang / Wednesday 9 July 2014 21:37 / United States - Honolulu
By unwanted daughter - / Wednesday 2 July 2014 15:54 / Canada - Oliver
By TheKingKen - / Wednesday 2 July 2014 00:33 / Australia - Perth
By ldrik1 - / Wednesday 11 June 2014 20:36 / United States - Syracuse