Breakfast innuendo

By Anonymous - 30/03/2021 15:30 - Canada - Kamloops

Today, I went to get a banana for breakfast and said to my mom, with whom I currently live at age 32 because of Covid, that I don't normally eat bananas, but it looked good. She looked at me and said, "You clearly need to get yourself a man." She's right, but jeez! Thanks mom. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Why does covid make you have to live with your mom?

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Some Imam said that women shall not eat bananas, cucumber or other elongated food unless a male chops then into small pieces. Take your life in your own hands and chop your banana yourself in front of your mother! That should do it.

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