Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, I returned home from my honeymoon and met my dad for coffee. He told me he's been seeing someone and he's so happy. It's my new mother-in-law. They moved in together during my wedding weekend. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
Today, my friend's father got me mixed up with his new wife when telling stories for his wedding speech. Everyone noticed. The new wife was not pleased. FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I got engaged to the most wonderful man in the world. I excitedly called my mom to tell her the great news, thinking she'd be excited too. Her only response? "Oh." FML
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Top comments
alex_the_tiger 14
Definite FYL, you'll be married to your step sister
Swandive235 27
That's awkward, I've seen this happen before. Just an overall bad situation.
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Comments (85)
Daelynn_17 19
Talk about a real sister wife
Daelynn_17 19
Talk about a real sister-wife
lavapants 15
I sometimes feel like I'm a dick on this site, but reading the comments in this story makes me feel like an angel compared to the people that think that this is messed up.
revolvearoundme 15
She's not half as pissed as she's going to be the first time you call her in front of your friends and say, " Hey Sis want to get it on tonight? No guys it's ok we're married so it's not weird or anything!"
GrumpyGrinch 23
You are married yourself, so probably more than 3 years old, but you behave like a baby. If you didn't grow up with your wife together then she is not your step sister. How stupid to even imagine this. Let them marry and be happy.
Goblin182 27
Since OP's dad and mother-in-law got to the point of wanting to get married before OP and his wife new they were even dating I don't think this is a close-knit family, so why get upset? And, really, call your dad once in a while. He misses you.
cIouds 15
Well damn.
oceanbooksfall 16
Keeping it in the family...
thatsme293 28
Incest in law? Do they even have a term for that? Other than awkward as hell.
SwingingChili 11
Hahaha!!!! That's funny