Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, I returned home from my honeymoon and met my dad for coffee. He told me he's been seeing someone and he's so happy. It's my new mother-in-law. They moved in together during my wedding weekend. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
Today, my friend's father got me mixed up with his new wife when telling stories for his wedding speech. Everyone noticed. The new wife was not pleased. FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I got engaged to the most wonderful man in the world. I excitedly called my mom to tell her the great news, thinking she'd be excited too. Her only response? "Oh." FML
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Top comments
alex_the_tiger 14
Definite FYL, you'll be married to your step sister
Swandive235 27
That's awkward, I've seen this happen before. Just an overall bad situation.
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Comments (85)
AaLlIiYyAaHh 22
It's not incest if they are step siblings and this is kinda nice.
Tymaster5 22
Turning into lannisters I guess.
interesting33 37
'When you marry the king, Joffrey's mother will become his sister-in-law. And your son will be Loras'... nephew? Grandson? I'm not sure. But your brother will become your father-in-law, that much is beyond dispute. ' Lady Olenna Tyrell
lvg_fml 10
The only way I would understand her being mad is if her parents were still married and this started as cheating. Otherwise it's not weird it's not like once they marry op and his wife become blood siblings. Let them be happy and be happy for them
zarrganaut 17
This reminds me of a weird and awkward situation. My step sister's mom dated our dad's (my step dad's) father. My whole family was creeped out by it, and incredibly angry as well lol. They broke it off not long after. Good luck to you, op. Hopefully your dad doesn't go through with it. o.O
inz002 6
"Pst did You know my dad is banging Your mom?" Relax and hope they use protection or You'll have uncomfortable situation with siblings.
ezrajab 22
Awkward yes but if two people are happy no matter who they may be more power to them
BeenIt 5
Very interesting family dynamic...
tosdyke 16
...And your kids will be your cousins!
pygmyfrog 31
How do you figure that out?
ChrisMora 16
It pretty odd, buts it's not incest or anything. You should be happy that your dad found love, even if it's your mother in law.