Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, I returned home from my honeymoon and met my dad for coffee. He told me he's been seeing someone and he's so happy. It's my new mother-in-law. They moved in together during my wedding weekend. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
Today, my friend's father got me mixed up with his new wife when telling stories for his wedding speech. Everyone noticed. The new wife was not pleased. FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I got engaged to the most wonderful man in the world. I excitedly called my mom to tell her the great news, thinking she'd be excited too. Her only response? "Oh." FML
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Top comments
alex_the_tiger 14
Definite FYL, you'll be married to your step sister
Swandive235 27
That's awkward, I've seen this happen before. Just an overall bad situation.
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Comments (85)
MitiMiki 16
Your wife needs to get over it. If two people meet and click, who is she to stand in the way? Their happiness far outweighs any awkwardness.
greeneyedx 23
It's like OP's dad didn't even consider how OP and his wife would feel about this. Sure, the dad is happy, but at the expense of OP and his wife's feelings. What kind of person marries their child's parent in law anyway? That's messed up, and even if they do make you happy you don't need to legally marry them. Because I dunno but that could be incest or cause issues.
crudeandrudeguy 29
He probably did consider how they would feel about it. Which is why they didn't know about it until now, but when you truly love someone you can't just make it go away...
OptimusSlime 23
If your dad and her mom had a child it would be your wife and your half sibling
worldclassrager 41
Could be worse right? Actually probably not...
Szaszaspasz 26
You were husband and wife before you become step-siblings. On the upside, both sides of the family get along really well!
HarleyGal12 18
He can't marry her legally
militarybrat 21
Uh says who? Op lives in the states where it is 100% legal.
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
What a mother ******.
eski2015 22
So would it be incest?
YourOpinionSucks 22
Well.... you know what they say... Incest is the best... put your sister to the test. (This is probably the only scenario where this comment isn't TOO gross)
batmanfredi 13
That should be illegal.
DoomedGemini 38
You do realize incest is illegal because the chances of the couple producing kids with deformities is very high, right? That isn't the case here, so I see no reason why it should be illegal.