Today, I got engaged to the most wonderful man in the world. I excitedly called my mom to tell her the great news, thinking she'd be excited too. Her only response? "Oh." FML
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Today, my mother excitedly jumped up and down, announcing that one of her sweet younger coworkers got engaged. I wished she'd had the same reaction to my engagement when I announced it to her a few days earlier. FML
Today, I called my mother to tell her that I got engaged. In the 15 minute conversation that followed, 13 were spent listening to how this is going to affect her. FML
Today, I got engaged. I called my mom and told her. "You didn't say yes, did you?" she said. Afterwards, I told my dad. "Uh, Congratulations. But, I have questions." Thanks guys. FML
Today, I told my mother I got engaged. Her reply was a great heaving sigh, followed by ,"OK… So how's work going?" She showed more excitement last week when my brother managed to properly make Kraft macaroni. FML
Today, I got my first big promotion at work. Excited, I shared the news with my parents. My mom responded with, "That’s nice, dear, but your sister just got engaged," and hung up to go back to celebrating with her. FML
Today, I decided I would tell my mom I'm not going to marry my fiancé because it just didn't feel right, only to walk into my own surprise engagement party. FML
Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
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Top comments
Stazza11 27
Who cares what your parents think, as long as you are both happy ^__^
Darkness_Hate 29
As long as you're happy. That's the important thing here! :)
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Comments (26)
Stazza11 27
Who cares what your parents think, as long as you are both happy ^__^
Balphleair 24
**** her
False_Stupidity 41
I think ******* your own mother is kind of illegal in most places.
Darkness_Hate 29
As long as you're happy. That's the important thing here! :)
RedCronos 17
Maybe she was just shocked?
HereNReady 13
She was probably just jealous.
dtut 15
It's a trap, don't do it.
Banan99 2
Lol haha?
ssnow_fml 20
She's so excited she's speechless.
watermelon15 35
Oh.
Lyricallyn 4
As long as you're both happy that's what should count not negative disapproval
Colon_Man 17
To your mom you're still that 6 year old little girl making mud pies and marrying the neighbor kids every weekend. Either that, or she's an uncaring demon from the nether regions of Hell. Congratulations! By the way.
zwickl94 12
I think its the nether regions of Hell...