Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, I returned home from my honeymoon and met my dad for coffee. He told me he's been seeing someone and he's so happy. It's my new mother-in-law. They moved in together during my wedding weekend. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
Today, my friend's father got me mixed up with his new wife when telling stories for his wedding speech. Everyone noticed. The new wife was not pleased. FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I got engaged to the most wonderful man in the world. I excitedly called my mom to tell her the great news, thinking she'd be excited too. Her only response? "Oh." FML
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Top comments
alex_the_tiger 14
Definite FYL, you'll be married to your step sister
Swandive235 27
That's awkward, I've seen this happen before. Just an overall bad situation.
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Comments (85)
tamesenicole 27
I'd be mad too it's kinda gross
ppsycomom 7
Vice is nice but incest is best... put your step-sister to the test.
NoirSpartan 11
XOXO -Gossip Girl
ourtneyc 14
do people forget that incest is blood related only? if they are not related by DNA then it's nowhere near incest.. as awkward as this situation is OP and his wife are both adults and should realize that people can fall in love with anyone. If they are happy together I think it's fine.
PhoenixChick 26
The weirdest thing to me is that Dad just announced he was getting married, without a) breaking it to his own son and daughter in law that this was happening and, more importantly, b) letting it be known that he was dating into his daughter in laws family. I can't imagine not telling your son that you're dating a woman all the way past having proposed to her.
JKPwnage 27
At least it's technically not incest
ShadJV 0
That's gonna make Thanksgiving awkward...
rjc490 29
But Christmas shopping should be a lot easier and cheaper!
freaky78 10
I don't see what the big deal is... Their parents found a Secant chance at love... And it's not like OP and his wife grew up together as brother and sister....
iheartstupid 4
Who cares? You're still not blood related to your wife, you didn't grow up together as siblings, so really, what's the big deal? I get that it's a little weird but I think if you let it damage your marriage then you're handling it wrong.
Shade1982 21
There is more to it, other than that. Not everyone gets along with their inlaws.
junpeiIori 17
That's....awkward, to say the least. Definitely fyl