Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, I returned home from my honeymoon and met my dad for coffee. He told me he's been seeing someone and he's so happy. It's my new mother-in-law. They moved in together during my wedding weekend. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
Today, my friend's father got me mixed up with his new wife when telling stories for his wedding speech. Everyone noticed. The new wife was not pleased. FML
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I got engaged to the most wonderful man in the world. I excitedly called my mom to tell her the great news, thinking she'd be excited too. Her only response? "Oh." FML
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Top comments
alex_the_tiger 14
Definite FYL, you'll be married to your step sister
Swandive235 27
That's awkward, I've seen this happen before. Just an overall bad situation.
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Comments (85)
Richard6036 13
That sounds like I'm my own grandpa saying, that really sucks for you, sorry.
jack_splat 11
Sounds like some people need to grow up. Is your mother-in-law thrilled about the man her daughter chose to marry? I know if people considered everyone else feelings not many couples would be married. My father-in-law hated me but his daughter loved me so we got married anyways. Does that make us horrible people?
Shadowtrooper34 16
That sucks. Let's hope you can stop them
MrZsDad 19
Sorry OP, but shit like this makes me glad to be an orphan.
radiocaf 29
Soon to be fiancée? so are they not officially engaged just yet or is that a typo? either way that's so weird O_o Christmas would be easier though, visit your dad and your mother-in-law in one go, look on the bright side OP! :)
scottish_rach 11
stepsister? ew okay you really need to talk to your dad about this
dayi_beny 11
I always love making families smaller
WatDaHail 13
This is a WTF moment for me.
mavric316 6
If you marry your sister that's incest, so if your parent is getting married to your parent in law is that "legal incest"? Serious question btw
nitrog100 21
No. Incest laws only concern blood relations, not legal ones. You'd just end up with a lot of family drama if it were against the law to have sex with someone who happens to be related to someone your family member is legally bound to. A long time ago, I was dating my brother's girlfriend's brother's girlfriend's sister, which was convoluted in a fun way.
arcticnette 4
please help me out here. is this an american thing, because I don't see a problem here. yes, they kind of become step siblings, but...they're not blood related, so who cares?
blackonblight 33
Only real issue would be if the new couple had kids, and what that would do psychologically. "My half brother is married to my half sister!"