Prince Charming
By muskogee - 20/09/2019 16:00
By muskogee - 20/09/2019 16:00
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I hope you mean EX-boyfriend. If he doesn't respect you in the courtship phase, it'll only get worse if you get married. You have no future with this creep.
You can do better than this pig. Dump him. and go find someone else.
You picked a real winner.
You know how people have these little habits that getcha down Like, Bernie, Bernie he liked to chew gum No, not chew, pop! So I came home this one day and I'm really irritated And I'm looking for a little sympathy And there's Bernie, lying on the couch, drinking a beer and chewing No, not chewing, popping! So I said to him, I said you pop that gum one more time, and he did So I took the shotgun off the wall and I fired two warnings shots Into his head
What the fuck are you injecting?
Those are lyrics from the Cell Block Tango, that came to mind when she had an issue with the chewing sound
OP, better read up now on how to do the Heimlich maneuver. I suspect that he'll need saving more often than not....
If he can't eat food properly he doesn't deserve the title boyfriend.
Congratulations. You're dating a man child.
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I hope you mean EX-boyfriend. If he doesn't respect you in the courtship phase, it'll only get worse if you get married. You have no future with this creep.
You can do better than this pig. Dump him. and go find someone else.