Prince Charming

Well, fingers crossed he gives you more respect in other areas of your relationship

I hope you mean EX-boyfriend.

If he doesn't respect you in the courtship phase, it'll only get worse if you get married. You have no future with this creep.

You can do better than this pig. Dump him. and go find someone else.

You picked a real winner.

You know how people have these little habits that getcha down
Like, Bernie, Bernie he liked to chew gum
No, not chew, pop!
So I came home this one day and I'm really irritated
And I'm looking for a little sympathy
And there's Bernie, lying on the couch, drinking a beer and chewing
No, not chewing, popping!
So I said to him, I said you pop that gum one more time, and he did
So I took the shotgun off the wall and I fired two warnings shots
Into his head

What the fuck are you injecting?

Its "Cell Block Tango" from Chicago, the musical. Its heaps better with context.

Context is key, you can't just throw out lines with out it and have it make sense. It has to be framed properly.

He sounds increadibly immature. That attitude also tends to lead into other things. Good luck going anywhere with him. Dump the loser. Not having basic manners is gross and it doesn't make someone funny just gross. Hope you follow up.

OP, better read up now on how to do the Heimlich maneuver. I suspect that he'll need saving more often than not....

I guess he dies then, huh?

If he can't eat food properly he doesn't deserve the title boyfriend.

Congratulations. You're dating a man child.