Cars, Awkward and Transportation: Awks

Awks

By Hellasboy - 01/08/2015 16:56 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, while driving to work, I stopped to let an old man cross the street. The driver behind me honked their horn, so I drove slow to piss them off. A few turns later, I pulled into the car park and noticed the other driver following me. She works in the office next to mine. We met the other day. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 11:42 - Canada

Today, I was stuck behind an elderly man on a one-way street into my university campus. There was no traffic in front of him and we were both going under the speed limit, so I honked my horn at him to speed up. He ended up double-parking in the last two spots. FML

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Force of habit

By Unlucky - 05/09/2017 16:00

Today, while crossing the street, I was honked at by a stopped car. I responded with a finger and a "Fuck you!" It was my boss who just wanted to say hi. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By Zeco - 05/02/2011 22:54 - United States

Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML

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By trafficfail - 01/06/2011 16:43

Today, as I was driving to work, I glanced in my rear view mirror to see an old man behind me using binoculars to see in front of him since we were stuck in a huge traffic jam. He rear ended me. FML

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Unwarranted bitchiness

By lois2lane - 23/12/2009 07:15 - United States

Today, a car was tailgating and honking at me while trying to pass me, so I decided to be a bitch back and go extremely slow. We got to a two lane road and the car passed me up. The man in the front seat flipped me off while pointing to his wife in the back seat who was clearly in labor. FML

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By will3000 - 12/01/2011 13:28

Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML

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By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2016 15:06 - United States

Today, I was on my way to work and someone cut me off. I then switched lanes and sped past the person as I flipped them off. What I didn't notice was that the person that cut me off was my boss. He's been shooting me dirty looks from across the room all morning. FML

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Coming through!

By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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hobbs96 26

Sunday 2 August 2015 12:49

I also drive slow like that when people are aggressive drivers.

Yazoo77 16

Sunday 2 August 2015 12:50

Now you know exactly who to report for road rage and aggressive driving.

Comments

hobbs96 26

Sunday 2 August 2015 12:49

I also drive slow like that when people are aggressive drivers.

Dave_Davington 33

Sunday 2 August 2015 12:51

I do it to tailgaters. I tell you, it winds them up like you wouldn't believe.

tj4234 35

Sunday 2 August 2015 13:00

Glad to know I'm not the only one who does this. Got to stand against aggressive drivers.

daemonsparta 16

Sunday 2 August 2015 18:30

i do that. then speed up when they try to pass...then slow down again. problem?

hobbs96 26

Sunday 2 August 2015 18:31

Where I live gun laws are great. So there aren't any road rage attacks here, because people don't know who's carrying and who's not. We also have a slow lane and a fast lane here, and if I'm in that slow lane going the speed limit do not be aggressive towards me. You can always pass me.

emo_child615 19

Monday 3 August 2015 5:45

I do that all the time, especially when I have my special needs brother in the vehicle with me

Foxfire15 15

Monday 3 August 2015 20:58

Going to get downvoted to hell, but everyone who does this is an ass, and (probably) breaking the law by impeading traffic. If someone honks at you, just shrug it off and act like a mature adult. It's not like they threw something at your car or anything.