By Anonymous - 19/04/2015 15:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was so sleep-deprived, I thought a white car driving toward me was a polar bear. I screamed like a little girl and started panicking. I live in California. FML
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Welshite 39
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This is exactly why I carry a bottle of coca-cola with me at all times. I never know when I'll need it to bribe a polar bear.

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musicnole 8

I really hope you weren't driving...

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musicnole 8

I really hope you weren't driving...

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DanCastellaneta 17
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Uh... check your meds?

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gte225 11
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She said sleep deprived, not stoned.

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Ang3lofd3ath167 18
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It doesn't say which gender.. So how are you supposed to know wether it's a he or a she?

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Jason89 14
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please tell me you're joking #35 ... or can't you see the gender symbol in the upper left corner?

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sterling1113 15

This is why they tell you not to drive if you're sleep deprived or on meds. You start to see polar bears.

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graveprotecter 18

Or a Klondike bar

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gogo44444 28
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What would you do for a Klondike bar #38

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Tarlachia 33
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Lay off the Discovery Channel. That shit will fuck you up in sleep deprivation.

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Georgia0p 17
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Yeah... "Sleep deprived"

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Welshite 39
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This is exactly why I carry a bottle of coca-cola with me at all times. I never know when I'll need it to bribe a polar bear.

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betweenwinds 18
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Everyone else can go home now. Daily internet's been won.

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xxNIGHTxx_fml 17
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A beautiful comment, #6!

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lovethatstach 18
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you just won the whole internet forever #6

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Dlzq 22
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It was good, but not that good, calm your tits

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katydid91 31

I just remembered those commercials. If you happen to be in an Arctic region, I also suggest bringing some Hostess products.

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xxNIGHTxx_fml 17
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Go to bed early tonight, OP. :)

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xluciferx666 21

Happens to the best of us one time I swear I thought a bird was a Articuno and I tried to catch it with my masterball

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phantomofmind 14
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I think it's time to lay off the acid OP

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zenrael 21
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Say no to drugs..

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