Slow and Steady By FML Videos - 14/11/2018 18:30 Move it, buddy! I agree, your life sucks 288 You deserved it 71 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was on the bus home and on the phone with my best friend discussing my sex life with this new guy I'm seeing. I was telling her all sorts of raunchy sex things we've done until someone taps my shoulder and says "I'm sure he doesn't appreciate you saying this in public." It was his mom. FML I agree, your life sucks 30 355 You deserved it 107 045
Today, I was sitting in my cubicle at work, nursing a hangover, and thinking how stupid I was for getting so shit-faced last night. I then realized that I was voicing my thoughts out loud, and the whole office had gone quiet, listening to me castigate myself. FML I agree, your life sucks 12 048 You deserved it 39 411
Today, I realized my acne is so bad that the Facebook face recognition could recognize all of my friends in a group photo except me. FML I agree, your life sucks 31 835 You deserved it 3 958
Today, I was working, ripping siding off a house. I pulled off a sheet that was over my head. I got rained with what I thought was wood chips that were behind the siding. Turns out they were dead grasshoppers. Guess what I found in my bra after work. FML I agree, your life sucks 34 210 You deserved it 3 787
Today, a colleague crashed a drone into my almost brand new car. I even asked him before if it was OK to park there or if I should better park somewhere else, and he said, "No problem" and bragged about being the best drone pilot. FML I agree, your life sucks 899 You deserved it 123
Today, my best friend jokingly blocked my number until I apply for a job. She is also supposed to be picking me up from the airport, so now I have no way to contact her to tell her what time. FML I agree, your life sucks 8 911 You deserved it 1 133
Today, while my husband and I are both stuck in the bathroom from food poisoning, our 3-year-old son is taking advantage of his freedom. All I can hear is banging noises and wild laughter. I'm afraid to leave the bathroom. FML I agree, your life sucks 27 164 You deserved it 2 767
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex and in the heat of the moment I cried out for him to go harder. He had an exasperated expression on his face, and in an adamantly offended tone he said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he stopped and left the room. FML I agree, your life sucks 64 960 You deserved it 9 117