Slow and Steady By FML Videos - 14/11/2018 18:30 Move it, buddy! I agree, your life sucks 288 You deserved it 71 Share Tweet Share
Today, I thought I'd spice things up by kissing my husband on the lips and then working my way down. But about halfway, I got some of his chest hairs lodged in my throat and started gagging. To avoid ruining the mood, I kept going, silently gagging, until we finished. I swallowed the hair. FML I agree, your life sucks 19 024 You deserved it 5 383
Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and, about 30 seconds in, he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek, and leaves. It turns out that he'd already came. I called his phone - wrong number. FML I agree, your life sucks 84 099 You deserved it 20 907
Today, I decided to redye my hair. And the sink, and the wall, and the toilet seat, and the tub. FML I agree, your life sucks 489 You deserved it 872
Today, I realized how much of an invisible artist I am when I got a little excited when someone stole my art. FML I agree, your life sucks 20 709 You deserved it 1 997
Today, I checked my fake Facebook account for the first time in ages and realized that the fake me got more birthday greetings than the real me. FML I agree, your life sucks 11 481 You deserved it 28 056
Today, my self-described "genius" cousin came to the conclusion that cooking the turkey in the oven for 8 hours would take too long, so he doubled the temperature to have it done in half the time. The fire department had to come to put out the fireball that was once my butterball. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 051 You deserved it 242
Today, I met my future in-laws, two lesbian ladies. Can you imagine that, two mothers-in-law judging me for daring to want to marry their precious baby boy? By the time we left, it felt like they’d extracted every iota of information about me through my skin with sandpaper and rusty barbecue tongs. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 201 You deserved it 883
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML I agree, your life sucks 30 798 You deserved it 9 721